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Johnny Mota
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Technically, Humpty Dumpty died a crack head
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Why do ballerinas always stand in their toes? Why don't they get taller dancers?
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Any pencil can be a number two pencil if you eat it.
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Nothing shuts my pie hole more than an actual pie.
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I should never have climbed into this vat of curdled milk. I'm in whey over my head.
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How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? It's not hard.
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I just want to read, have a snack, then take a nap. Basically, I just want to be in kindergarten again.
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I fell asleep with one of those new e-cigs in my mouth. I woke up 1/2 hour later & my whole apartment was on the internet
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Not to brag or anything, but I don't need alcohol to make really bad decisions.😎
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