- Freelance Writerpresent
I am the author of Ketchup is a Vegetable & Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves and stay-at-home-mom to three daughters born within four years. I finally figured out where babies come from and got myself under control.
I (barely) survive the madness of motherhood by making fun of myself in my self-syndicated humor column, Robin's Chicks and on my blog by the same name.
It's my duty to teach other women helpful tips such as: how to breastfeed behind your back*, how to talk to your daughters about man parts, and how to write a goldfish obituary.
*Only applies to lactating women with a DD cup or larger.
- Auburn Universitynursing, 2004