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Afghan war story number 4 - I now know that being scolded for not reading books about the intricacies of provincial Afghan politics makes me hungry for fried chicken.  Or maybe I'm just associating the two because I've hit a the limit on caffeines effectiveness, and need to sleep.  

Afghan war story number one involves being woken up from a dead sleep at 2 in the afternoon to have my bunk bed disassembled and replaced by a 5 man team of unskilled Afghani labor. 
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Worth watching.
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My new hobby - subliminally dropping the Urban Dictionary Definition of Santorum into statements supporting Rick's noble run.

"After watching a long and certainly frothy primary race, I'm filled with a mixture of emotions. But what matters most is that sometimes, you have to look at candidates as by-products of the hot issues of the day. We can't be anal about getting a candidate that 100% matches our views. Sex and politics are divisive, but I'm willing to look past and vote for the candidate who will be the best overall leader. That is why I support Rick Santorum."

Here are the key words if you want to try it yourself:
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1 week until I leave for Basic Combat Training. I probably should get my sleep schedule in line. Staying up until 4 AM won't get my anywhere.
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No, no it won't. Good luck, sir.
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Just set up my facebook account for deletion. The bastards make you wait 14 days. Am I trying to purchase a handgun or something?
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My small pox vaccine injection site thus far. The fact that these are only required to protect U.S. soldier from biological warfare is proof of the amazing power of totally vaccinating the human race against treatable maladies.

...though I am feeling slightly more autistic as of late.
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Some thoughts on Hitchens from The Economist.

http://www.economist.com/blogs/prospero/2011/12/remembering-christopher-hitchens

http://www.economist.com/blogs/democracyinamerica/2011/12/christopher-hitchens

Brilliance - "The same facility for ridicule and stony-faced refusal to grant his adversary even the slightest toehold that I found infuriating in print became, on television, the skill and polish of a true virtuoso. If I ever have to face an ideological adversary on TV, I remember thinking, that is how I want to do it. I remember wondering whether any such performance would even be possible without a British accent."
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August 28, 2011
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Your head...it's naked!
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If you ever need to find a roommate, this is how it's done. I don't even live in San Fransisco and I want him to move in with me.
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Yep, the fucking best.
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