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"Poor guy shot dead for breaking into the wrong apartment."

Why the fuck is no one talking about h9w this guy thought he was kicking in the door of his ex-wife? They are acting all sad but what exactly was he planning on doing to his ex after kicking in the door if he wasn't shot by a stranger? This dude got some karmic retribution. 
Bryce Dejean-Jones apparently broke into the wrong apartment early Saturday morning and was shot by an alarmed resident. He was taken to the hospital and died from his injuries a short time later.
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Nothing in the sky will ever be "larger than the moon" no matter how close in obit it gets to us. If there's ever anything in the sky larger than the moon it means we are all about to die.
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Yes the sun and the moon are relatively the same size in the sky, which is why eclipses work so well. Since the moon is moving away from the Earth, eventually the sun will appear noticeably larger than the moon in the sky. But that is not going to happen in a time-frame relevant to my existence or the existence of this post.
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I got Shakespearean of course.
Let's see what era does your English belong to!
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+Andrew Alcott Grammar Nazis are often interested in vocabulary.
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Made chili for a contest at work today. Used white pepper. Feel like I've been maced every time I go to stir the thing. Seriously, white pepper is evil. But so tasty.
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It all got eaten. Also got a couple of people who came by my desk to say they liked it. So it must have been awful. Lol. 
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+Shawn Loggins all of it was. Mississippi purposely underfunded the education account and then made the language for the bill that would force them to follow the laws that are already on the books difficult to decipher (I have 2 degrees and struggled after trying to study it.), so the bill failed in the popular vote. 
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Ignorance is bliss🏃🚒 then it kills you and becomes hilarious! 
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What makes it awesome, is that the cars are waddle-powered.
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Good trailer. The first game is really good. A real story line that I was actually interested in watching instead of my usual just skipping past cut scenes.
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I've never played a Deus Ex game, but after this trailer, I want to.
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Spoilers if you aren't caught up.
Hey, buddy. How you holding up since Sunday night? Not good? Yeah, I'm still a complete mess myself, far more than I was even after Ned was executed, or following the Red Wedding, or even when the Mountain squeezed Oberyn's head like a ripe orange. (After typing all that out I'm really starting to wonder why I do this to myself.) Yeah, this week's episode was the saddest yet. Maybe that's why Game of Thrones creators D.B Weiss and David Benioff f...
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Just when you thought this was going to be the feel good season of GoT...
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