Lived through World War 2 and became a Russian mercenary hired through contracts. My inner friends include Jesus, God, Buddha, Megan Fox and that one guy from that one place nobody ever knows but he lives in the white house. I drowned Atlantis and created Microsoft in 1092. I went on to becoming a CIA agent and that's the truth. The Unvanquished Truth. After that I got bored and started making Youtube videos.