"When You See What These Kids Said, You'll Want To Run. Number 5 Is Horrifying."http://m.tickld.com/x/when-you-see-what-these-kids-said-youll-want-to-run-number-5-is-bone-chilling
Before I had kids, I would have read that list and thought "Whoa.." in a Keanu-y sort of way. As a parent, I laughed through the whole thing.
TV, movies and even books would have non-parents believe that kids are little grownups. They're not. Kids say stuff. Lots of stuff. What's more, they are perfect solipsists with zero empathy. Children of expressive, wordy parents are armed with far more verbal tools than they can use accurately. Throw that in a blender and you get that list.
My life is filled with comments like, "I'm tired of Milo (dog), can't we just throw him away and get a cat?", "When I grow up, I'm going to be a police officer so I can lock you in jail forever." And "My penis really wants to go to swim lessons."
You truly never know what you are going to get from one day to the next.