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If this was supposed to be funny, like that is it's main goal, then I missed it. With that being said, I did enjoy the short. Pretty sad ending though.
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Exactly how I felt.
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Wow this looks pretty cool!
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Progress Photo's and Workout logs have a purpose!
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I'm not a pervert!
 
See the picture below. Look at it before reading any further.
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You saw a couple in an intimate love position, right?
 
Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario. 

What they will see, however, is nine (small & black) dolphins in the picture! 

So, I guess we've already proven you're not a young innocent child. Now, if it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is SO corrupted that you probably need help! 

OK, here's help: look at the space between her right arm and her head, the tail is on her neck, follow it up. Look at her left hip, follow the shaded part down, it's another one, and on his shoulder..
 
 
OH, S U R E , you see them NOW !!!!!!!
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Lol, who the fuck sees dolphins the first time??
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A taste of the new LG camera? Not bad
 
:: when hurricane sandy hit NYC the other night I wondered what times square would look like in the middle of the storm - here's the view via photo sphere. #nexus4 #photosphere #hurricanesandy #nyc ::
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Ok, I'm interested in this now. Awesome teaser, dint ruin much of the movie action scenes...Though not so much the plot, we all know what Godzilla is about lol
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Interesting, I dint even notice that part +specter1555 . But we will see, they will most likely keep him alive, because the way Hollywood is now, they like to milk a franchise for multiple films at a time now.
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Way too cool!
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A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..

‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.

‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.

Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.
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Lmao
 
Apple sues Sandy for copying Apple Maps ...

This was not my own idea, but cleverly thought of by +John O'Driscoll. He shared it limited though and I think this is so hilarious, it needs to be seen by the world. Full credit goes to him and to my G+mate +Johnny Johnsen for discovering it for me.

Greez,
+Jens Graikowski.

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#jgfunny   #apple   #applemaps   #maps   #sandy   #hurricanesandy  
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lmao, this has been going on since back in the day, here's the proof. 24 hour camp outs were NOT originated by apple!
 
Happening right now at your local Microsoft retail outlet.
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Lol, yeah, super hyped. 
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