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How many of yawl remember what your mexican friends house smelled like? Hard to put words to it, aint it.

Thats why ive added the picture. You can smell it now caints cha?!
This picture is 'scratch and sniff' like uh mug.--> a social media first. Scratching your head you think 'Damn, they all smell like that!' Just kids , kids you know how kids are. (With surprise on your face)

We were kids, always playing ..thats... always

The smell had its own theme music. Thats why we always hung around
Growing up multi cultural is a vacatiin for kids.
Be a lot of kids dancing around the mexicans house...

Cause the smell had its own theme music. You knew it as flea market music. But be honest you cant fool the kids all the time nut nut (points to nut in the audience)

Miguel, we see yo daddy getting drunk everyday after work. We call it 12 pack music. That el-frog music.

I never got how a people could eat tortillas and smashed beans for dinner, lunch and breakfast. Beans always taste like peanut butter to me. I dont know

Kids you know... "Eh senora you aint got no juice I can dip this dryyyyy peanut butter burrito into?" Thats how a well mannered kids ask. But this was the hood and bae bae kids might ask a little different. "Momma , man shut up miguel I can call yo momma my momma, hey mom, you aint got no juice I can dip this shit into, no juice, you aint got no Jugo?"
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Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
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