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TNA Branching Out Into Pizza's
TNA / GFW / Impact / Billy Corgans Travelling Freakshow, or whatever it is called these days, has announced a major strategic move - into the fast growing world of pizza! The company announced the launch of the  “Impact Pizza” on a conference call recently....
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Nia Jax Breaks Through Wall, Granted 'Leave of Absence'
Nia Jax, the six foot, 240lb monster of the WWE Womens division has been granted a leave of absence by the company after storming out of Monday Night Raw. The decision to grant Jax the unplanned and unrequested leave came after she got pissed off about bein...
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WWE to Book Reigns Against More Legends
In what many hope is a final attempt to get him over, the WWE are planning to continue Roman Reigns incredible win streak over legends, because everything else has clearly failed. Following his clean pin of the Undertaker at flagship show, Wrestlemania and ...
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John Cena Lands New Movie Role
Building on his success as heavily muscled lunkhead who speaks two words in 'Daddy's Home', his role as heavily muscled drug dealer who speaks three words in 'Sisters' and heavily muscled idiot boyfriend who actually has a few lines in 'Trainwreck', WWE sta...
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Ryback Whining about Having to Work On Christmas
The increasingly irrelevant former WWE "Superstar" Ryback has taken to his podcast to complain yet again about earning a lot of money working your dream job in the global leader in the industry. This time he was whining about having to work over Christmas a...
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Ed Nordholm Explains How Impact Wrestling Differs From WWE
Executive vice president of the inaccurately named Anthem Sports and entertainment, Ed Nordholm, has been speaking about how GFW / Impact differs from the WWE. “Our tagline is ‘Less Talk More Action.’ It’s a style of wrestling that focuses more on the actio...
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'Sport' With Mostly Adolsecent Male Fans Surprised Womens Tournament Is So Popular
WWE officials have been pleasantly surprised by the viewership for the Mae Young Classic, according to reports this week.   'Classic' competitor Sarah Logan - in no way spank bank material for adolescent boys The Classic, which pits thirty two of the worlds...
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WWE Reassessing Company Culture After Success of Mae Young Classic
The popularity of the WWE WOmens titles and the tremendous success of the Mae Young Classic has caused the WWE to reassess its core values, according to recent reports. Holds a PhD in Economics, made to strip for a septagenerian on live TV - the WWE everybo...
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Report: Jarrett Demands $100k To Walk Out on GFW
Consumer of Kurt Angles sloppy seconds and founder of Global Force Wrestling, Jeff Jarrett, has reportedly taken a leave of absence from his position as CEO, Chairman, Head Writer, Receptionist, Janitor and Valet Parking Attendant with the company. GFW is a...
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WWE Issues Cease & Desist Notice to Young Bucks
Aggressive t-short peddlers and occasional NJPW and RoH tag champs The Young Bucks, have been issued with a cease and desist order by the WWE Said WWE spokesman Bobby Finkelschaub: Whatever that is, just...stop it, ok? "While we (the WWE) aren't happy that ...
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