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A M Zakaria
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The big blow job
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, would you give me a ...

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How to be an American
An Indian migrated to America , and moved into an American neighbourhood; His American neighbour went next door to wish him welcome.He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom...

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The complicated case of a virgin housewife
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #...

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The woman who married four times
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occ...

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Welcome To Facebook
A dad sign up for a facebook and add his son into the friend list the boy updated his status by saying "Dad, already got a FB.. WTF" And the dad replied, "what is WTF" The boy said, "Welcome To Facebook"

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If animals have Facebook
If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates : Cockroach : Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle. Cow : Huh! They are touching my breast again..what they think I am! b**? Mosquito : I a...

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Dying grandmother
A grandmother dying in her bed was talking with her grandson .. Grandma : "I may die in a few minutes, so I want you to inherit my estate including villas, tractors, farms and all poultry and cash $22,389,630.00". Grandson : "Wow!" 'Thank you Grandma, I did...

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Stupid husband, stupid wife
A couple returned from their honeymoon not talking to each other. The husband's best friend finally takes him aside and asks what's wrong. "Well," replied the new husband, "When we finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom I...

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The landing field!
A young lady went to a dance, and she had a low-cut, strapless gown on. Around her neck she wore a little golden airplane on a long chain. All night she noticed a young man, staring at her. In her embarrassment, she held up the airplane and said, "Oh, you l...
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