Allah & 72 virgins
A suicide bomber died and went to Paradise,
as foretold. When he arrived there, he met Allah, and he said to Allah that
he was ready to claim his virgins, as promised. Out of curiosity he asked
Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.
Allah regarded him for a moment, then
replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because assholes like
you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So
you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually
ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty. And I shall
banish you from Paradise should you fail!"
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can
live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all
And Allah replied, "Who said they were