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Anna Jefferson
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Happy International Women's Day...
I wished my six-year-old
daughter a Happy International Women’s Day before she slept, and she asked me
from her bed if that meant it was a day for her. And I said yes. Of course yes. And she asked me if we
should have a party. She likes a good party. She al...
Happy International Women's Day...
Happy International Women's Day...
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Week 289- Dry January, Sugar-free February, bullshitting me.
Dry January. That went about as well as I could have
anticipated. I didn’t drink for as long as the New Years Eve hangover lasted. Which was cruelly lengthy. But definitely not 31 days. So I decide that I need to get a grip. With the big 4-0 looming this ye...
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Week 285- pets, babies and double decker hutches...
Get a pet, they* said. It will be good for them. So we did it. We bought the kids two female guinea pigs and an outdoor
hutch. I used to have guinea pigs growing up so I’m all over this
shit. I like the weird noises they make, they are totally low maintenan...
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Week 272- sunday roasts, shaking like a new born deer and snoring at yoga...
Often the person you think you are and the person you
actually are are worlds apart. What I think- I’m well read. I read good books, books by Man
Booker Prize winners, strong female authors who write insightful pros about the
contemporary world. What actual...
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Week 268- We NEED to stick together.
I had decided to stop writing this blog. I couldn’t square the circle since my daughter started
school about what I wrote and how that might affect her, as she’s not a baby
anymore. She told me yesterday I shouldn’t wear the dress I’d just bought
from a cha...
Week 268- We NEED to stick together.
Week 268- We NEED to stick together.
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Week 264- Funk the Family...
OK, so I think it’s fair to say that for the time being,
I’ve hung up my festival Bardot top, wellies and unflattering cut off, camel
toe-inducing denim shorts. I can’t really see myself spending the best part of £200 to traipse around a field half pissed o...
Week 264- Funk the Family...
Week 264- Funk the Family...
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Week 261- bad bras, baked beans and batteries for the Slendertone...
At what point do you stop blaming pregnancy for not fitting
into any of your pre-children clothes? When they’ve turned one? When you go back to work? When they’re out of nappies? Or when they are in reception class? I’m going to say the latter. It is now ei...
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Week 261- bad bras, baked beans and batteries for the Slendertone...
At what point do you stop blaming pregnancy for not fitting
into any of your pre-children clothes? When they’ve turned one? When you go back to work? When they’re out of nappies? Or when they are in reception class? I’m going to say the latter. It is now ei...
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Week 257- day time discos, shit reviews and holidaying like its 1983...
I’ve just been on a holiday
for four nights for eighty quid for a family of four. Let me recap. Four nights.
Eighty quid. Four of us. That’s a fiver each a night. They say you get what you
pay for. Well. I expected a fivers worth of
holiday and I got at lea...
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Week 254- marriage, Michael Jackson and Man in the Mirror...
I’m going to be 40 next year. I’m getting married in four months. I have two children under the age of six. I’m supposed to be a grown up. But something happens after a couple of beers on a night
out. I think I’m a rockstar. I have no off button, no ‘it’s t...
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