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Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer
Attended Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, Ogbomoso
Lives in Port Harcourt, Nigeria
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WHAT A WORLD!!

This is a real story of a young ex-Unilag girl who passed away last month.

Her name was Lola.

She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at Apapa.

She was working for MTN.

She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently transferred to Abuja.

Both of them were true lovers.

She spent half of the day and most nights talking with Emeka on her phone.

Lola's family knew about their relationship.

Emeka was very close with Lola's family in spite of the tribal differences. (just imagine their love).

Before she passed away at LUTH, she told her friends,

"If I pass away, please bury me with my cell phone".

She also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry her body to the mortuary.

A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn't.

They went and called some priests in church who had the gift of communicating with the dead.

They sprinkled some salt and water on the body and started speaking to himself slowly.

After a few minutes, they said,

"this girl misses something here".

Then her friends told them about her intentions to bury her with her phone.

They asked them to bring a coffin, and then they opened it and placed her phone inside the casket.

After that they tried to carry the body.

It could now be moved and they carried it away easily.

Everyone was shocked.

A day later which was Lola's birthday, Emeka came to their house with gifts but was so shocked to receive d news.

He couldn't believe because he still spoke with Lola d previous day, he then tried calling her phone again in their presence and behold d phone rang and Lola picked it and they were chatting.

They called d priest to come and intervene and when he came and prayed for 5 hours, it was revealed dat:

"MTN is everywhere u GO"

Please don't shoot me yet cos I also have been looking for d person dat sent dis to me, so I can strangle him too.. Hehehehehehe

Me sef sidon read am like person wey dey prepare for JAMB seriously.

Make una no vex ko? Hehehehehehe

But kai, una too sef like tori...
Happy Sunday!
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This is a wrapper (in c++) for the id3lib library. It helps in getting and setting (reading and writing) id3 frames in media files that uses ID3 tagging. Exclusively from Osofem Inc

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Human Brain Analysis - Men vs. Women......A MUST READ!

1. MULTI-TASKING
Women - Multiple process
Womens brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook.
Men - Single Process
Mens brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

2. LANGUAGE
Women can easily learn many languages. But can not find solutions to problems. Men can not easily learn languages, they can easily solve problems. That's why in average a 3 years old girl has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 years old boy.

3. ANALYTICAL SKILLS
Mens brains has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. They can analyze and find the solution for a process and design a map of a building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by women, they can not understand it. Women can not understand the details of a map easily, For them it is just a dump of lines on a paper.

4. CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, mans analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and he drives accordingly. Where woman take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. Mans single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrates only on driving.

5. LYING
When men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Womans super natural brain observes facial expression 70%, body language 20% and words coming from the mouth 10%. Mens brain does not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, do not lie face to face.

6. PROBLEMS SOLVING
If a man have a lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts them in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If a woman has a lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problems being solved or not.

7. WHAT THEY WANT
Men want status, success, solutions, big process, etc... But Women want relationship, friends, family, etc...

8. UNHAPPINESS
If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on their work. If men are unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the relations.

9. SPEECH
Women use indirect language in speech. But Men use direct language.


10. HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking. Men act a lot without thinking.


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