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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies “for you, no charge”.
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That means, if a electron walks into the same bar, it will receive instead of pay?
If neutron go for a drink together with proton, how is the rate?
whahahaha genious dude! i like you
I answered that with a google+ action
Used it several times as an SMS Joke. Awesome. ;)
Love Sheldon Cooper's character on the show.

na...the bartender should reply..sir,there is no need to drink..becoz u would still remain neutral....lolxx
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve particles faster than light in here."

A neutrino walks into a bar...
G+ and FB are the Special-Olympic games of social networking: we only have positive reinforcement. Give a dislike, damn it! LOL! (exit soapbox stage left)
Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks "Are you sure?" To which the first replies, "I'm positive."
its not on star world any more...
A but it would be charged if it was a parallel neutron! Muhahahahah! 
An iced venti quad mocha is a good thing...
Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive." ;-)
Half the time he will only stay around for 10.25 minutes!
sooooo not funny but cos it's you!
There really should be a "groan" button next to the +1.
should have a different job if he can identify a neutron at first glance.
A neutron has no electrical charge. :-)
I can identify an idiot at first glance.
Mr. Parsons, you guys are doing an amazing job on your show. The acting is far superior than the "norm", and I never fail to be dumb-founded at how you can EVER remember most of those lines and spit them out without hesitation...AMAZING ACTING on ALL of your co-actors parts also.
an idiot can identify me at first glance!
Hi I ❤ the big bang theory 
I love the big bang theory HIGH
I hope that idiot comment from Ken was not for me.
It was for Antonio's comment...idiot
Have a Starbucks coffee too and you can keep up
Now back to Frank's stash
Then the Proton tips the bartender $100 for a glass of water. Bartender says "Are you sure you meant to give me this?", "Yes," says the Proton, "I'm positive."
Feels like were in an episode of M*A*S*H
Some parts are funny as hell...the rest, not so much
See...if you could write your own material, you can be in the conversation
Naw, I feel bad... I'm a dad of three little girls. Your pic gets me...sorry
I did write that? i'm confused now. The premise was stolen, i admit, but I think the way I worded it was a little different. Anyhoo, friendship accepted, lol.
I saw this on the show but Sheldon Cooper did the silly laugh he does after it. 
lol How about....the electron, he could only find trading posts. Silly I know. ;P
hahaah love the big bang sooo much knock knock penny knock knock penny knock knock penny' lol
Haha Nice always watch the big bang theroy
Luv Big Bang theory!!! Luvable geeks! <3
Took some time to sink in... Dang it now feel stupid.. Lol
The proton walks in to the bar and shouts "the drinks are on me." The bartender asks "are you sure?" The proton says "I'm positive."

The electron angrily refuses the free drink. The proton comes over and queries "Why so negative?"
lolage in!! i dont get the joke tho'?........
a neutron has no charge - it is part of what makes up an atom..
cool joke my science teacher told us this one to now i know where she got it from
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
This joke is older than Sheldon Cooper. That's not where she probably got it from.
Are sure? You don't seem very positive.
hahaha... Bazingaaa...
Noone seems to be concerned that a drink (consisting of quite a number of neutrons among other particles) may be too much for the neutron. drink responsibly! ;-)
so in other words (according to Alex), the neutron inevitably gets wasted?
C sharp walked into a bar. Now he B flat.
Im almost emmbarassed tht i understand tht....... I feel like a geek since i laughed ;)
it is sad that i now get that
. :)
In 10.25 minutes he'll have be charged ;)
ihehehhhhhehhhhhehhhhhh (sheldon laugh)
Wow... Where's the "-1" button. :p
Shrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.
The Heineken Uncertainty Principle says "You can never be sure how many beers you had last night."

Q: What did one uranium-238 nucleus say to the other?
A: "Gotta split!"

Anything that doesn't matter has no mass.

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And for the nerdiest nerds :
Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."
ba-da-cha lol anyway yea i made a few like that:

whats the earlyest form of man that had bright colors?
whats a geologists pleasure?
(take work for granite)
a man talks to a electron and the electron yells at him whats his response?
stop being so negitive
A hydrogen atom walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Where's your other proton?" The hydrogen atom says "He's got it."
my friend told me that joke but it funnier from the genious
a man walks into a bar ....

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day! Sheldon is the Bomb!
So now we joke about inebriated subatomic particles, as if the current ills of rampant alcoholism weren’t enough…BAZINGA!
two neutrons walk into a bar. one says "i think i dropped something outside." the other one says "are you sure?" the first one says "yeah i'm positive."
a higgs bosun walks into a church and the preist orders him out the higgs replies but sir how can you have mass without me
Very funny Sheldon. You're funny.
haha cause netrons dont have positive OR negative charge
lol i'm learning about atoms in science, so my friend and I won't stop telling tht joke!
What does it mean? i dont understand ?
a neutron is a non-charged atom thus it is neutral and is a neutron
a neutron isn't an atom
it is one of the things that makes up atoms
and it has no charge unlike the electron which has a positive charge and electrons which have negative charges
you said an electron has a positive and negative charge. check your comment.
The positively charged one is called a proton
Oh! Are u a male or female? How old are u?
? I don't think I can on my phone. Iz tony ur real name?
Josh R
They had that joke in Fallout 3 !
The neutron then asks "are you sure?" His friend the proton says "I'm positive".
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