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Jay Z has a 100th problem! Lol!
If you're not on Twitter, you probably don't know that Jay-Z got in an argument with someone in an elevator. Here's her latest Wikipedia credit.
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This is very impressive. I like how they are not hyping it, instead letting the customer eventually be their biggest marketing tool. Finally America gets it right!
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This is a must see. Kinda describes the wifey and I. 
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Love it, going to post it!!! 
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This... Is what super funny is!
Pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet after every flight. This lets the mechanics know if any problems with the aircraft occurred on the flight. After fixing the issue the mechanic responds on the form:

Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and the solutions

(P = problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = solution and action taken by the engineers.)

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
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Yep, best car ever. And not too flashy like the Veyron. Must. Own. This. Car!

                               SSC Ultimate Aero TT
America’s Shelby Supercars (SSC) is now officially the manufacturer of the ‘World’s Fastest Production Car’ thanks to its Ultimate Aero Twin Turbo supercar. The 1183hp (882kW) speedster set a new top speed record with an average Vmax of 255.83mph (411.76km/h), 3.11mph (5.01km/h) faster than the unofficial record set by the Bugatti Veyron. In order for the achievement to be official under the Guinness World Records’ guidelines, a vehicle testing for the top speed record must race down the course, turn around, and make a second pass in the opposite direction within one hour.
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Wow. This is amazing. But not surprising. Women are strong and selfless most of the time. My her soul rest in paradise.
                Story of Mother's Sacrifice during the China Earthquake
After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman's house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting by an object. The collapsed house had crashed her back and her head.

With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the wall to reach the woman's body. He was hoping that this woman could be still alive. However, the cold and stiff body told him that she had passed away for sure.

He and the rest of the team left this house and were going to search the next collapsed building. For some reasons, the team leader was driven by a compelling force to go back to the ruin house of the dead woman. Again, he knelt down and used his had through the narrow cracks to search the little space under the dead body. Suddenly, he screamed with excitement, "A child! There is a child!"

The whole team worked together; carefully they removed the piles of ruined objects around the dead woman. There was a 3 months old little boy wrapped in a flowery blanket under his mother's dead body. Obviously, the woman had made an ultimate sacrifice for saving her son. When her house was falling, she used her body to make a cover to protect her son. The little boy was still sleeping peacefully when the team leader picked him up.

The medical doctor came quickly to exam the little boy. After he opened the blanket, he saw a cell phone inside the blanket. There was a text message on the screen. It said, "If you can survive, you must remember that I love you." This cell phone was passing around from one hand to another. Every body that read the message wept. "If you can survive, you must remember that I love you." Such is the mother's love for her child!!
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This is cool, and true! Garden yourself to Health!
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If I ever got a truck... I would get this one!

                       Ford F-650 Super Truck
Ford F650 is a truck launched by Ford in the year 2000 to replace F600, F700 and F800 trucks. Ford F650 is a joint venture of Blue Diamond Truck Company and Ford. Ford F650 is a 4 door truck that’s efficient by all standards. It’s fully air conditioned and uses a 10 gallon DEF fuel tank.
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Just my thoughts.....

4 Star General Petraeus was more concerned about saving lives and freedom than this supposed scandal we are putting on him. That man literally is the reason for life and freedom as we know it in America today.

 I cannot believe we will drag him through the mud for something so trivial as an affair. (Spoken as a married, faithful man. My point there is that cheating is hardly news worthy these days.) To be quite frank, he doesn't have to be held to the same standard as the rest of us because the rest of us don't hold ourselves to his standard. And his standard is that of the multitude of victories on the battle field, the many soldiers lives he saved by commanding them effectively, and the terrorist attacks on American soil he and his staff PREVENTED.

 I mean how many of us can take on that workload and stress of a nation? Or to be real, the stress of telling Mothers their sons are dead based on YOUR decisions? How dare we?

AND he is not an elected official! He earned his position. And again to be quite frank, General Petraeus doesn't serve the American people on a moral basis. He serves us on a 'don't worry, you can still be a soccer Mom and not have to worry about cruise missiles coming your way' basis!  Come on people! Look in the mirror and leave the best 4 Star General America has EVER known alone. 

Thank you for reading. 

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So, the job had a chili cooking contest today... It was the best bad idea I've participated in in quite some time.! Lol! 
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Going to hit up this Nursery and see if I can find Bok Choy and Kale transplants or seeds... Let's hope for something good!
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Change Your Mind, Change Your Life!
I'm upbeat and generally positive. I have hot buttons from time to time that I will rant on about; sometimes meaningful, mostly just for fun. I am an amateur gardener trying to tinker with nature in my backyard like a mad scientist...

Also Married to the most beautiful (inside and out) wife with two of the most awesome children in the world! We spend a lot of time together and I just love watching them grow.

I could go on but why? Thanks for reading!
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Snagged a HOT Wife! 2 Freaking AWESOME kids, Marriage is awesome, I jumped out of 3 ft of Water NO HANDS!! (On youtube!) I can still roller skate; WELL! I am still the weight I was in high school; EXACTLY. Blessed with a Tiger Wife that really jeeps my going!
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