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Just found out that Ann Romney's cookbook has a recipe for barbecue beans. The 4th ingredient is...PORK AND BEANS!!! PORK AND BEANS ARE ALREADY BARBECUE!!! WHY WOULD THIS HAPPEN!!?

Here's a wonderful snow cone recipe:

1 cup of packed snow
1 teaspoon of SodaStream syrup

Mix evenly and enjoy. You're welcome.

Why do I feel like Obama hired the Russians to hack the election to guarantee Clinton in office?

Would a Coca-cola flavored candy cane be called a coke cane?

Maybelline has the worst slogan ever. They basically say, "She's either naturally beautiful, or she has to wear makeup to look beautiful."

Here's the church, and here's the steeple
Open the door and see all the people.
Really? I prefer the following:
Here's the church, and here's the steepis
Open the door and see all the pipis..

Madea Halloween isn't appropriate for kids ANYONE!

About 10 minutes until the Cubs and Indians face off for the world series. I just learned they want Bartman to throw the first ball. Hope the McElroy brothers are watching. Take it to the bank, boys. This one's just like Bartman!

Just to get this off my chest.

If you live in Utah, the names Shawn Moore and Katie Bernards-Goodman should not be unheard of. Bernards-Goodman is the judge who sent Moore to jail for scamming. Well, Bernards-Goodman did not judge fairly. More like Bernards-Badwoman. If I go to hell, we'll probably be in the same exact room. Justice is supposed to be blind and her justice got Lasik last year!

Hi, I'm auditioning for the role of Taylor Swift and I'll be singing Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.
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