Doing some cleaning and found this. Putting it here so I can throw out the paper it was written on.
In the Beginning was The Plan
And then came the Assumptions
And the Assumptions were without form
And The Plan was completely without substance
And the darkness was upon the face of the workers
And they spoke among themselves saying
"It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."
and the workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth,
"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong,
Such that none may abide by it."
And the managers went unto their Directors and sayeth,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
and the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another
"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
and the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them
"It promotes growth and is very powerful."
And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him,
"this new Plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency
Of this company, and in these Areas in particular."
And the President looked upon The Plan,
And saw that it was good, and the Plan became Policy.
This Is How Shit Happens.