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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is 'yes'."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."

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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.""No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?""It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded."I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?""I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and s...
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And it's NOT about the car! It's about PRIORITIES! What are yours? #success #motivational #driven #quotes 
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+Petros Koutoupis hopefully the rules don't apply to the picture elements unless it's only coming from Mister Torvalds XD
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AdvoCare International distributor
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  • AdvoCare International
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  • ADAMAS
    Realtor, 2010 - 2011
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    Realtor, 2007 - 2010
  • Hamburg Precision
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I was born in Ridley Park (Philadelphia) Pennsylvania at a very early age. At the age of 4 moved to central PA in a rural town called Claysburg, just outside of Altoona. Between my freshman and sophomore years of high school I moved to Vancouver WA where I now reside with my wife, and son.
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As a handyman in our family, I get a lot of requests for my opinion when my sister's and others are looking to purchase or have their car repaired. It was a breathe of fresh air when I could recommend James to them, and know that they would be taken care of in a professional manner for a reasonable price. On a selfish note, this saved me my own time, sanity. I can't recommend James enough to friends, family, and even stragners that have car snafu's.
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Good food, good service. Was more crowded than normal I suppose due to the Brewfest. One of the patrons had too much to drink and had a personal protein spill near the table, which the staff cleaned ASAP.
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WOW. went here on a recommendation to celebrate my son earning his Arrow of Light. We were all impressed, adults and kid alike.
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There are many Papa Murphy's throughout east Vancouver, but since this store has opened so close to my house, I've never had any reason to go anywhere else. Each and every time I've been here the service has been top notch, as well as the pizzas.
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Great service went in knowing what I wanted from my boot. The first pair I was given fit the bill to a T, however the gentleman brought me a few other pairs to be certain (both higher and lower priced). I highly recommend these guys for any and all your boot needs.
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In a nutshell, YUM. Great food at a reasonable price. The staff is always inviting and jovial. I prefer their teriyaki chicken lunch special with brown rice.
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