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Carlos Velazquez
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Yeah... so... this is awkward. I was wondering... Umm.. would you like to go out Saturday night? My parents are going out of the town. And we have a pool. I dunno. Just a thought.
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Have him in circles
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My brother Cain was a dick, so I built an ark to fulfill all my bestiality fantasies. A few years later I got drunk and sold my son into slavery for being gay. After a few lucrative business decisions I built the duo city of Sodom and Gomorrah, but our meats kept spoiling so I changed to spices. 
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I was the first woman to complete a solo flight over the Atlantic Ocean. I helped Freddy Mercury return home in his spaceship. I framed Judas.
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