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Kylie Kirkland
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full blooded woman.
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I remember
I remember when I found out I was pregnant with you. I accidentally woke up your Daddy at 5:30 in the morning by hysterically sobbing on the bathroom floor clutching a pee stick. Your Father practically lept out of bed in boyish (albeit groggy) glee. It was...

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Methinks there is something in the water
There was something in the water in our house on Kiowa Ave. It was like the fertility goddesses' sacred pool spewed from our kitchen sink. It began with Harry, our giant desert hairy scorpion. This little nasty wandered into our campsite in Palm Canyon when...

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Where the Wild Things Are.
Do you know how hard it is to come up with a title to describe essentially the same thing you've already discussed in like.... 80% of your blog? "Look! It's me and my dogs in the Wilderness...... again." "Camping/Cabin Stuffs." "...............................

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Where the Wild Things Are.
Do you know how hard it is to come up with a title to describe essentially the same thing you've already discussed in like.... 80% of your blog? "Look! It's me and my dogs in the Wilderness...... again." "Camping/Cabin Stuffs." "...............................

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The Adult Vortex
I got sucked into a vortex of adulthood. In case you have been wondering where I was recently, I was probably adulting somewhere. Wearing pants. Making phone calls. Responding to emails. Working like a boss. FOR EIGHT HOURS A DAY. Who does that?? who wears ...

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Disneyland for Dogs
7.26.14-7.29.14 Jon heard the call of the Wild; I heard the sound of a creme soda opening. Regardless of what we heard, we both knew it was time for a weekend mountain getaway. I tried to tell the dogs that we were going to dog disneyland (aka: Big Lake, Ar...

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Fourth of July
Hey, hey Cyber peeps.  I apologize you have not had much to creep on as of late. It makes this post super awkward. It's like I broke it off with you for seemingly no reason and am now trying to get you to like me again since I hear you've been reading other...

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Birthdays, Bodies, and Bugs: Day 2
Day Two of Birthday Festivities.  Jon was all like "LET'S WAKE UP AT EARLY AND GO FISHING ALL DAY. I'M THINKING 5 AM." Hmmmmm.......... No. I told him marriage wasn't a democracy.  #tyrantwife #AllShallLoveMeAndDespair I emerged from my lair sometime around...

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Birthdays, Bodies, and Bugs: Day 1
So, I am finally getting around to telling you about Jonathan's Birthday. He turned the big TWO-FIVE. 25. Quarter of a Century. We aren't spring chickens anymore. We get fat easy, go to bed at 9, and envision a "good time" as watching an entire season of a ...

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Beta Fishes. The New Bosom Buddies.
I love my job. It gives me socialization, validation, a sense of purpose, and a strict schedule.  Apparently, effective January 1st, it w...
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