THE CAPTAIN PICKLE CHRISTMAS CARD:
As Captain Pickel and Captine Rubines still walking the baron lands only guided by a bright star that shines in the distance sky:
Later That Day:
“ Orrr, I could naf do with a smoke old chap, Wot, Wot.
“Talking of smoke that looks like an old kebab shop over their old man, Wot, Wot.
“We must be nearing a human habitat old friend, Wot, Wot.
“slow down your walking to fast, old bean, Wot, Wot.
“Its not that I’m walking to fast, it’s that you’re walking to slow old chum, Wot, Wot.
As Morning starts to appear over the dark a-ris-son Captain Pickel and Captain Rubines Wake up in an old barn
Pieces of the beams and stutcher are missing and sinders lay soldering on the floor.
That kebab was a bit tough WoT
A bit woody I would say. Wot
Captain Pickle and his friend Captain Rubines clear up and hide in the barn
As night starts to fall again. Some people come along and open the barn door.
"All the hotels are full we only have the barn left".
"Take it or leave it".
"I'll take it,
Do you know how much he charged for this, the sumuck".
"No dear lets rest over there by the straw".
Captain Pickle hidding looks over into the corner of the barn.
"what’s that movement over there old man wot wot".
"I don’t know, let’s take a look old chap wot wot".
"Who go’s there, wot , wot".
It’s Captain Rubuins by George it’s Captains Rubuins he’s escaped, how are you old friend, Har, Har, it’s Captain Rubuins, Captain Rubines it’s Captain Rubuins, what a great time for a reunion of old friends, lets get the fire going and have some more of that kebab, Wot, wot".
"Reer or well done old man, wot ,wot".
"O’ decadently well done old chap, wot, wot".
On being reunited with his old chums Captain Pickele and this trusted chums all together once more have a sing song,
"We three kings from distances far bearing gifts of frack, scens and murr,
Turning up in an old car , Har, Har, Hra, Har,Har, Hurrrrrr, Har, Har Har, Wot, Wot".
Just then Captain Pickele and his chums hear a faint cry of a new born baby.
As we leave Captain Pickle and his chums to there sing song.
It just leaves the Rawn Rackers Gang once again to say, Merry Christmas were ever you’r from.
And a wish of hope that new life this Christmas brings into the New Year a more peaceful and better world.
Peace Talks Parts One Mix Down Two: Featuring the first syn vocals: Plus Peace Talks Parts Two War: Mix Down One:
Note the tracks Peace Talks One and Two Peace Talks War: have depleted though the years of time of travel and are in need of mix completion:
Artist: Cooke: Off The Stolen Relics Album 1989:
The day the UK dragged its nation from its beds into a war that no one wanted