Here's the thing.
Are you slightly, albeit reluctantly, swayed by the Tory's supposed 'grasp' of the the economy?
Do you find yourself thinking that UKIP makes some (but not many) good points?
Have you, on occasion, bought into the right-wing media's assertion that Ed Milliband, Ed Balls and Labour are unpatriotic menaces?
Then you're a fucking twat.
Vote Labour or watch Britain die.