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Dunkey Halton
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There are two of us in here. Not in some dumb metaphorical way, just literally two people. You probably need to know that.
There are two of us in here. Not in some dumb metaphorical way, just literally two people. You probably need to know that.

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Conspiracy theory generator  I made in Twine. Play with it. All of these are 100% real by the way.

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Kaiju Generator
It generates kaiju. Go nutty.
Couple bonus ones at the bottom - keep your peepers peeled.

Ok ok so spider angels. Hang off the sky on a single gleaming thread. Get really annoyed if you manage to cut the thing 'cause then they have to scuttle all the way to the edge of the world to climb back up

Ok ok so the monster sheds its skin cicada style but like all the damn time. Its nesting site is full of empty skins of different sizes and one monster, holding perfectly still, waiting for you to walk past

Ok ok so skyscraper-sized kaiju-fighting robots that are also just used as skyscrapers - people live and have office spaces in them

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Kill Six Billions Demons is having a devil contest. Let us crowdsource some pitches for the Kill Six Billion Demons devil contest.

(I am going to assume you all already know about Kill Six Billion Demons because you are not philistines.)

Ok ok so alternative level-up mechanics:

Track how much radiation damage you take. New mutation after 10/30/60/100/etc

When you fight a new animal you can tame it. When you eat a new animal you steal its highest stat. When you fuck a new animal you gain its powers.

Bury dead friends then dig their grave-goods back up. Their possessed jujus are your magic items.

Dramatically breaking someone's self-perception gives you the chance to steal their shadow. Every shadow you get is another spell.

Ok ok so you sailed off the edge of the world and the sailors spent a few hours screaming but that got old so they rigged the sails sideways and now you're gliding, skimming across the side of the world's end waterfall, fighting flying squid and trading between parachute cities

Ok ok so a bat with ghost hands

Ok ok so a dog with Cyclops' power

Like there are mutant humans where are the mutant animals at
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