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Rose Trellis
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Does anyone else get Christmas visits from the RSPCA? Lovely people, but they never stay for sandwiches.
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Dear Mr Sainsbury,

I've recently overheard from a vegetarian acquaintance of mine that anise-infused dark chocolate makes a good source of salmon, but your witless staff was unable to find even a simple cod-infused chocolate in your barren cupboards.

Disappointed but not surprised,

Mrs Trellis
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Dear Mr Townsend,

That +Paul Ilechko has quite musical mind, doesn't he? I thought it would be all over when he clashed with his friends, but no, they passed on by as if nothing happened.

Sut mae?

Mrs Trellis, North Wales
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Dear Mr Griffiths,
Your record's stuck, again. Kindly give it a bump.

Yours,
Mrs Rose Trellis
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