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Tim Johnson
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I turned 40 yesterday. This morning to celebrate I did 40 man makers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMNnvhg1JcM), 40 burpees (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZQA08SlJnM), and 40 ball slams (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWghPf9dso0).

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Somebody got dressed up for today's visit.

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I finally got around to seeing this, and it's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Sort of a roommate reality show/mockumentary about a house with four vampire roommates.

Note: it's on Amazon Prime Video in the US

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- I brought you what you asked for, Mama.
- I asked for breadcrumbs!

(Pan molido is bread crumbs. Palmolive when pronounced with a Spanish accent sounds similar.)

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- Daaaad, I'm still not sleepy!
- Can you tell me a...
- ...bedtime paradox?

- What would happen if Pinnochio said, "My nose is going to grow now."?

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