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Bart King
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I write funny books for kids and immature adults. My newest book is a novel, THE DRAKE EQUATION (from Disney!). Visit me at BartKing.net
I write funny books for kids and immature adults. My newest book is a novel, THE DRAKE EQUATION (from Disney!). Visit me at BartKing.net

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T-GIF!
It's baseball season! Here's me getting ready at the plate: Okay, FINE — this is what I really look like in the batter's box:

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I like a doctor who doesn't pull any punches.


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I'd like to shoot a short film about a nickel who makes friends with a penny.
I'll call it "The Sixth Sense."

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What time is it?
I have NO idea .

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i must go, my planet needs me pic.twitter.com/uYS4riDOMU — Cates Holderness (@catesish) May 11, 2017

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Fascinating.
But what are these "emotions" they refer to?

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Totes!


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"Conflicts of Interest," as explained by the White House ethics counsel.


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My favorite rhubarb recipe:
1. Chop rhubarb stalks into cubes. 2. Sweep cubes into compost, muttering, "Die, vile
weed."
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