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Analyzing the Disney Villains: Nobody (Brother Bear)
NOBODY Brother Bear (2003) Hello? Anyone? Is anyone there? No, there isn't. I guess that's why I wanted to mark this one out. I can't say this is anything but a joke entry -- non-canonical. But it's worth noting that this movie has no villain. That's di...
NOBODY Brother Bear (2003) Hello? Anyone? Is anyone there? No, there isn't. I guess that's why I wanted to mark this one out. I can't say this is anything but a joke entry -- non-canonical. But it's worth noting that this mo...
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The Books I Read: March - April 2015
The Maze Runner by James Dashner The book succeeds at being entertaining, but not at being satisfying. It's a "this is the way we've always done it" story. You know those? Some new guy comes into a group or society that lives in a closed circle. He thro...
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The Red Land
I really need to make a blog to keep my consistency going, but I don't have anything to write about.  Making queries, writing my princess fan fiction.  Just hacking at it word by word, like a writer do.  So here's a ficlet you can enjoy, back when the site ...
I really need to make a blog to keep my consistency going, but I don't have anything to write about.  Making queries, writing my princess fan fiction.  Just hacking at it word by word, like a writer do.  So here's a ficlet yo...
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I Cannot Finish This Short Story
I am in a world of shit now.  I am trying my damnedest to finish this story I've been writing, about the military using little demons to disarm bombs.  The problem is I have no fucking idea how to end it.  Everything is too cheesy, too easy, too consequenti...
I am in a world of shit now.  I am trying my damnedest to finish this story I've been writing, about the military using little demons to disarm bombs.  The problem is I have no fucking idea how to end it.  Everything is too c...
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My Christmas List - 1992
I found some old text files of mine and thought I'd share their delight with you, along with some commentary from an older and wiser author. I think it's missing some numbers because I eventually deleted the things I'd gotten. Maybe someday I'll cross-refe...
I found some old text files of mine and thought I'd share their delight with you, along with some commentary from an older and wiser author. I think it's missing some numbers because I eventually deleted the things I'd gotten...
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I'm Going to NerdCon: Stories
This Friday, Hank Green announced NerdCon: Stories, a convention for storytellers of many mediums, would be coming to Minneapolis in October. This Saturday, I registered for it. I've been feeling that now is the time to go to a new convention. We all know ...
This Friday, Hank Green announced NerdCon: Stories, a convention for storytellers of many mediums, would be coming to Minneapolis in October. This Saturday, I registered for it. I've been feeling that now is the time to go ...
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My Birthday List - 1992
As a bonus to my Christmas list , here are the items on my birthday list for 1992. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project [Nintendo game] ($39.00) This is on my "most memorable/influential-on-my-life video games" .  And I recall getting it ...
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Analyzing the Disney Villains: Lady Tremaine (Cinderella)
LADY TREMAINE Origin: Cinderella (1950) Motivation: The stepmother is actually pretty damn sinister. She does nothing in her life except make Cinderella suffer. For most other villains, I'd be complaining how we don't know the motivation for this. But in...
LADY TREMAINE Origin: Cinderella (1950) Motivation: The stepmother is actually pretty damn sinister. She does nothing in her life except make Cinderella suffer. For most other villains, I'd be complaining how we don't know...
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My Fifth Grade Book Report on Black Beauty
Here's another classic from my archive -- a fifth grade book report on Black Beauty. I thought it'd be fun to take another look at this, given I just re-read it . Or, given my memory, read it for the first time. Black Beauty is a auto-biography of a male ...
Here's another classic from my archive -- a fifth grade book report on Black Beauty. I thought it'd be fun to take another look at this, given I just re-read it. Or, given my memory, read it for the first time. Black Beauty...
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Let's Laugh at the Guy Who Doesn't Know Marvel Comics (Part 3)
Carnage When the Venom symbiote had some kind of offspring, it attached to a Hannibal Lecter-dangerous serial killer and became Carnage -- a super-energized, more agile Venom. I was first exposed to him in the Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage and thou...
Carnage When the Venom symbiote had some kind of offspring, it attached to a Hannibal Lecter-dangerous serial killer and became Carnage -- a super-energized, more agile Venom. I was first exposed to him in the Spider-Ma...
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Must Work Harder
Since I signed up for NerdCon , I've stopped proceeding on my princess fan fiction. I think I was burning out on it anyway -- I'd already written a novel's worth of text and still had a lot to go. Plus, I need to be productive. Real author's finish thing...
Since I signed up for NerdCon, I've stopped proceeding on my princess fan fiction. I think I was burning out on it anyway -- I'd already written a novel's worth of text and still had a lot to go. Plus, I need to be productive...
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The Day That Never Comes
You ever have those days where everything on your body itches? Like little gnats are nipping you? Or spots of your skin are dry? And then you get irritated and depressed? I feel like that these days. Even though I'm writing like a madman, I feel like I...
You ever have those days where everything on your body itches? Like little gnats are nipping you? Or spots of your skin are dry? And then you get irritated and depressed? I feel like that these days. Even though I'm writing l...
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