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Tales of whimsy, humour and courgettes
Tales of whimsy, humour and courgettes

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“It’s quite alright,” said Dami.
“So what actually happened?” asked Fuen.
“Well,” started Dami, “a farmer drove past on a tractor, screaming that he’d just fulfilled a prophecy and that the end of the world was nigh.”
“Blimey!” said Fuen. “Strong stuff.”
“Do you know who it was?” asked Yuffie.
“Yeah, he’s a local,” sighed Dami. “Farmer Geddon.”
Fuen grimaced.
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http://littlefears.co.uk/2017/02/11/fence-2/ #fiction #flashfiction #writing #shortstory #humour #humor #funny #art #illustration #doodle

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“You are so short,” laughed Spectre.
“I know,” sighed Sprite.
“Were you that short when you were alive?” asked Spectre.
“Yes, I was as it goes,” grumbled Sprite. “I remember I once went to a hospital asking if anything could be done about my shortness.”
“Oh?” inquired Spectre.
“Yeah,” sighed Sprite. “They said I would have to be a little patient.”
Spectre smirked.

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Red had been staring at the stone for almost an hour before Serpent finally approached him.
“Red,” she said, “what are you looking at?”
“That rock is huge,” said Red.
Serpent looked at the stone. “Boulder” she said.
“THAT ROCK IS HUGE,” he emphasised.
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http://littlefears.co.uk/2017/02/10/rock/ #fiction #flashfiction #writing #shortstory #humour #humor #funny #art #illustration #doodle

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Fuen the bird spirit leading the chicks to world domination. Or ice cream. Probably ice cream. Available on Etsy - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/506149167/fuen-a4-minimal-art-print?ref=shop_home_active_6

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“So, what happened?” asked the policeman.
“Well,” sighed Yuffie, “Spectre came to me about his latest break up.”
“Right,” said the policeman.
“I gave up with his crying and asked him what he wanted from me,” grumbled Yuffie.
“Go on,” said the policeman.
“Well, he said he wanted me to console him,” moaned Yuffie.
“And?” asked the policeman.
“So I smacked him with a Nintendo,” sighed Yuffie.
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http://littlefears.co.uk/2017/02/09/consoled/ #fiction #flashfiction #writing #shortstory #humour #humor #funny #art #illustration #doodle

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“Do you know,” said Sprite, “I was certain there used to be two antennae up here.”
“Oh, there were,” replied Spectre.
“Oh,” pondered Sprite. “What happened to them?”
“The pair of them ran off and got married,” sighed Spectre, hauling himself up.
“Two antennae got married?” mused Sprite.
“Yeah,” replied Spectre. “The service was crap, but the reception was excellent.”
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http://littlefears.co.uk/2017/02/08/clock/ #fiction #flashfiction #writing #shortstory #humour #humor #funny #art #illustration #doodle

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