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Bethany Montgomery “Employee of the Year” Van Doren-Smythe III
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Voted Worst Person in the World by Keith Olbermann.
Voted Worst Person in the World by Keith Olbermann.

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Hey ladies! He's big. He's hard. He's long. It's all you ever wanted in a significant other! Forget meaningful conversations and deep human bonding! Why waste time when we all know the only thing women care about is the D! Dick pics, dick innuendos, dick dimensions, dick conversations, dick, dick, dick!

Get it today!
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If you're going to send messages like this...
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In regards to the guy that looks like a car visor, here is a sample from his most enthralling profile:
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So genuine
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I just don't understand. Are men simply stupid? It can't be, right? I hate to put anyone in a box, but it just never ends on these dating websites.
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What the fuck is this shit?
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Wondering if I should play along
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36... Riiiiight
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Dude!
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