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Travis Owens
Senior developer by day, cinematographer by night, look up "SocietyGurl" on YouTube
Senior developer by day, cinematographer by night, look up "SocietyGurl" on YouTube
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Our case at the antique store, mostly Christmas themed of course.
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I'm down in Ithaca working the bucket for an hour
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(Stole this off of Facebook, too big to screenshot)

It Snowed Last Night..

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa.

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become.
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Relying on Google products is like marrying somebody who is a habitual cheater: nothing but disappointment.

RIP Google Hangouts 2019
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I just screen shot this of their Twitter feed. Has anybody ever seen the movie Idiotcracy?
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You either die a hero or live long enough to see the hypocrisy most people embrace.
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Every holiday guys only want one thing and it's delicious
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Happy Thanksgiving from le wifey, Griffin, and I.
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11/22/18
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