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Helen Jane Hearn
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Egg Carton Saturday. Let's think about the Cannibal Pig.

Sometimes, you see a pig hawking barbecue, or ramen and you think, “Huh. That’s a Cannibal Pig.” And sometimes, you see an egg carton, dressed like a chicken, and you think, “Huh. That’s a Fertile Chicken.” So let’s high five, for the Cannibal Pigs and…

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This Egg Carton Saturday, we showed those chickens our hot hot love.

Last week, Valentine’s day ruled our hearts. Our carton reflected our love for the chickens. Whoo boy, we appreciate their hard work for all of us.

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How's that hard boiled egg filled with salt coming along? (Valentine's traditions are weird.)

Romance is such a new construction. It was just a few hundred years ago that women were just purchased and traded out on the open market. This makes the history of Valentine’s day both fresh and confusing. Historians still aren’t quite sure why…

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More egg cartons should have teeth.

This week, we decorated our egg carton like it was a monster. More egg cartons should have teeth. Teeth on our egg cartons would remind us that we are no better than the foxes.

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Poetry Friday: Cool Girls Sort

Cool girls sort through the racks at the store front not back Cool girls sort of kind of not really commit to a feeling like whatever Cool girls sort you into yes or no or yes and no over time you will be both yes and no Cool girls sorted you they’ve…

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I'm reposting our Frodo Risotto Recipe because it's comfy. That's reason enough.

I don’t know about you, but the meals I’ve been making keep getting richer and more fiddly. Lots of parts, lots of chopping and lots of steps. This Frodo Risotto recipe is exactly the kind of food I’m craving this year. (Pairs beautifully with Pan-Fried…

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I made you a love poem template focused on your Brain, Heart and Loins, try it out on the person you love most.

It is Valentine’s Day soon. I have an idea for you. Write a special person a love poem. Question for you: Why would you write a love poem? I mean, really, the cons: Love poems have a risk of being cheesy, love poems demonstrate your creativity love poems…

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It's egg carton Saturday! Every Saturday, I share our decorated egg carton with you!

We have some fantastic friends who make wine and raise animals. These animals include some well-loved chickens. Every week, they drive 12 delicious eggs to our house. Every week, we decorate our egg carton for filling. Every week, I share my egg carton…

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This Weeknight Palak Paneer Recipe put spinach and (homemade) cheese and spices into their bellies.

Career-wise, life-wise, events feel more pressing right now and I want my kids to know that, “Your mom, she cared about some things.” One of those things I care about is how working people can feed themselves and their families, especially as it feels…

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This week we’re celebrating James’ birthday with chocolate cake, a rib roast and a crab feed. We’re also cashing in some gift certificates at the spa this week, because sometimes birthdays in your forties can feel more like reluctance than celebration.…
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