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Yo +David Neaves , why aren't we doing this?

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Couch-to-5k seems to be missing a key step: learn the physical movements that constitute running.

Someone needs to start a Scrabble-specific version of Humblebrag.

I pulled into my parking lot as an old guy collecting cans was walking by. In the span of three minutes, I learned how he takes blood-thinners, got frostbite guarding a Wyoming missile silo, had to shoot a woman strapped with dynamite carrying her baby in Vietnam, and was married to a woman who always kept a rifle with her at the dinner table. #wtf

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When did the phrase "drinking the Kool-aid" become acceptable for sportscasters to casually drop into their analysis? They know it comes from this, right?

Sign you've been ordering way too much fast-food: when you start being able to recognize the server that day by their voice on the intercom.

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Pip's continuing failure to make the cut as a kitler is testing my confidence in the internet.
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Whenever I hear about how Bengals management is handling Carson Palmer, I think of this:

Just became the final person on the planet to see The Social Network, which now joins my list of films whose final scene undermines the rest of the movie.
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