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Kelly McKenzie
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Attended University of Kentucky
Lived in 210 bluegrass ave, Apt. 138F, Newport, KY 41071
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Yo +David Neaves , why aren't we doing this?
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Haha thats a good one. 
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Couch-to-5k seems to be missing a key step: learn the physical movements that constitute running.
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I pulled into my parking lot as an old guy collecting cans was walking by. In the span of three minutes, I learned how he takes blood-thinners, got frostbite guarding a Wyoming missile silo, had to shoot a woman strapped with dynamite carrying her baby in Vietnam, and was married to a woman who always kept a rifle with her at the dinner table. #wtf
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nice to know i am not the only one contributing to your intellect!!
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Sign you've been ordering way too much fast-food: when you start being able to recognize the server that day by their voice on the intercom.
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Whenever I hear about how Bengals management is handling Carson Palmer, I think of this:
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Just became the final person on the planet to see The Social Network, which now joins my list of films whose final scene undermines the rest of the movie.
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In the last 4 days I have seen The Tourist, Just Go With it, Friends With Benefits, Horrible Bosses, and Mama Like Father Like Son. Friday going to see Cowboys vs. Aliens.
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The Bolsheviks are grizzled 
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Someone needs to start a Scrabble-specific version of Humblebrag.
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What is this gibberish 
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When did the phrase "drinking the Kool-aid" become acceptable for sportscasters to casually drop into their analysis? They know it comes from this, right?
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Pip's continuing failure to make the cut as a kitler is testing my confidence in the internet.
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Introduction
Another social networking site? At least I'm an early-adopter this time. Excelsior!
Bragging rights
For a brief period of time, I was the best in the world at something a handful of people give a shit about.
Education
  • University of Kentucky
    Quadratic forms, 1998 - 2005
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Gender
Male
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Friends, Networking
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Single
Other names
The Man Himself
Work
Occupation
Export Brokerage Lead for DHL Express US 2007-
Employment
  • DHL
    Export Brokerage Lead, 2007 - present
  • University of Kentucky
    Mathematics Teaching Assistant, 1998 - 2005
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210 bluegrass ave, Apt. 138F, Newport, KY 41071