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Derik Jones
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Host of the Single Simulcast, Father. Role Model to Miscreants.
Host of the Single Simulcast, Father. Role Model to Miscreants.

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A question:
When is the last time that you listened to "Comforter" by Shai? I mean, seriously listened to it? If you last listened to it in 1994, like I did, then the greatness in this song likely probably maybe certainly didn't register to you, because chances are you were dancing to it at your 7th grade dance and "I wonder if she can tell that I'm hard right now" was the only thing going through your head.

As such, I wish to take time out to do an unscripted Unsung if you will.
A Decoded for a thinly coded song. Because in all the time we spent listening to this song, singing this song, plagiarizing this song and dancing to this song, we never thought about this song and what it really was.

One of the greatest Simp/Friend Zone* songs ever. In fact, it is actually part of a set. A trilogy if you will.

Lay down. And let me comfort you.

This is Single Simulcast.

*As I have evolved, I realize that the friend zone is simply a myth set up by men who are rejected by women. However, when you hear this episode, you'll understand.

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Look, parents. I'm aware that you are reticent to talk about certain issues with your kids. Things such as what rape is, how to not rape people, how to not assault people, how to not bully people, and how to not mis-gender people likely is outside of your wheel house.

Not because you don't know how to talk about it, mind you, not because your kids don't need to hear it or don't want to hear it, mind you, but because it is an awkward conversation, and you'd feel more comfortable not having it right now.

YOU
SELFISH
FUCK.

So I'm not of the mind that any of those things are awkward conversations. In fact, I'm of the mind that we need to have more conversations about things of this nature more often. Starting right NOW.

This is Single Simulcast.

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This is the application for the casting call for Sin and Solace Season 3. Sin and Solace is a audio drama about Jeremiah Sinclair and his best friend, Trevor "Solace" Solento. 

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So Scar had a conversation with Pooh, and she kept trying to explain to him why he was wrong. Which would be fine in almost every discourse, except that he was right, and he knew he was right, but she knew he was wrong because she's a kid.

Kid Logic. Kid Logic is what will make your kid certain that they are right when they tell you that your job isn't as hard as their chores.

Kid Logic. Kid Logic is why your child will tell you with a straight face that Nicki Minaj's new song is the best song of all time; better than any Marvin Gaye song ever made, in fact, Nicki Minaj taught Aretha Franklin how to sing and didn't you know that?

Kid Logic. Kid Logic will convince your child that the cartoon that you are watching together is brand new, even though you told them it is from the 80's and you are quoting lines before they even happen; that happens all the time because you are a wizard and they are right.

Kid Logic. If you haven't experienced it yet, you are probably still spouting it.

This is ‪#‎TheDr3amTeam‬.
In this episode, Scar talks politics, Rashanii talks Parks and Rec, and Jay talks about speedbagging nuts. Also, we talk about high energy rap songs, basketball, hoeing, McDonalds, engine checks, weird phone suggestions, and kid logic. Enjoy.…

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See... what had happened was that on Sunday, Rashanii [REDACTED] and decided to brag about it on the show, but then Scar [REDACTED] and Jay and Rashanii decided to [REDACTED]. After that, Rashanii forgot that he wasn't supposed to brag about [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] told Rashanii that if he ever wanted to [REDACTED] his [REDACTED] ever a fucking gain, he'd better [REDACTED] the hell out of that [REDACTED].
Also, Rashanii has real, down home old school hatred for OJ Simpson, Scar needs to stop sharing dumb topics on Facebook or risk getting unfollowed, and Jay needs to get those [REDACTED] before the man picks him up.
This is ‪#‎TheDr3amTeam‬.
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