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Quote of the Day - Howard: Raj, did you ever tell your sister about the time Sheldon got punched by Bill Gates?
Priya: Oh, God, you're kidding.
Raj: No. Gates gave a speech at the university. Sheldon went up to him afterwards and said, "Maybe if you weren't so distracted by sick children in Africa, you could have put a little more thought into Windows Vista."
Leonard: Bam, right in the nose. Made me proud to own a PC!
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Quote of the Day - Penny: Wait, wait, Sheldon. Come back, you forgot something.
Sheldon: What?
Penny: This plasma grenade. Ha! Look, it's raining you! #BigBangTheory
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Quote of the Day - Sheldon: What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.
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Quote of the Day - Howard: Try telling him it's a non-optional social convention.
Penny: What?
Howard: Just do it!
Penny: It's a non-optional social convention.
Sheldon: Oh, fair enough.
Howard: He came with a manual. #BigBangTheory
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Quote of the Day - Sheldon: Here's an interesting fact about alcohol: Man is not the only species that ferments fruit in order to become intoxicated. Can you guess what the other is? Hint: sometimes they pack the alcohol in their trunks.
Penny: Monkeys!
Sheldon: When does a monkey have a trunk?
Penny: When a suitcase just won't do.
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Quote of the Day - Sheldon: At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
Leonard: At the hands of your roommate?
Sheldon: An accident.
Leonard: That's how I'm going to make it look. #BigBangTheory
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Quote of the Day - Raj: Oh, Leonard, you remind me of the funny old story of the man who walks into a Women's Correctional Facility with a stack of paperwork that would allow the female convicts to go free.
Leonard: You're saying I couldn't get laid in woman's prison with a handful of pardons.
Raj: Are you going to let me tell the story or not? #BigBangTheory
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