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Clayton Mitchell
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Got kicked out of the adoption agency today...

apparently "Beanie Babies" is not a cute nickname for méxican orphans.
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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
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Why is their a "D" in the word "fridge" but not in the word "refrigerator"
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Call 1-800-222-4357 if you drank too much & need a ride home. AAA will take you home for FREE.

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Wow, some peoples kids are stupid.........
I'm talking "needs safety goggles to read a pop-up book" stupid.
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Gone are the days when a guy could sleep with a MILF and not worry if she's underage.
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If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.


..That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
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Hello Clayton, We hope your doing great. How is your job? Any changes to it since the shut down? When are you coming out to Illinois again? We are having some great weather. Take care and have a blessed and wonderful day. Uncle Ruben and Aunt Melodie
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LIFE HACK:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
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Sex tip:
When your partner climaxes, stick a piece of gum in their mouth and say "this is how it feels to chew 5 gum"
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I just ended a long-term relationship today..........


I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine........
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I silently mouth the words "What the fuck?" at least 20 times a day.
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Fun Fact
Polar bears yell when they poop.
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Swallow your bullshit and choke out my name. Know the difference between who you think i am and who i actually am.
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Steven Goldwyn did an excellent job in representing my interest. He is easy to work with and I felt he genuinely cared about getting my situation taken care of quickly. Fair price, professionalism and the responsiveness I received(I live in Wa state) is why I highly recommend using their services.
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