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Clayton Mitchell
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Got kicked out of the adoption agency today...

apparently "Beanie Babies" is not a cute nickname for méxican orphans.
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LIFE HACK:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
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Sex tip:
When your partner climaxes, stick a piece of gum in their mouth and say "this is how it feels to chew 5 gum"
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I just ended a long-term relationship today..........


I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine........
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I silently mouth the words "What the fuck?" at least 20 times a day.
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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
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Why is their a "D" in the word "fridge" but not in the word "refrigerator"
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Call 1-800-222-4357 if you drank too much & need a ride home. AAA will take you home for FREE.

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Wow, some peoples kids are stupid.........
I'm talking "needs safety goggles to read a pop-up book" stupid.
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Gone are the days when a guy could sleep with a MILF and not worry if she's underage.
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rockford - barnstable - everett
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Swallow your bullshit and choke out my name. Know the difference between who you think i am and who i actually am.
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