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Toma Walker
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Liana: That cat is sitting like an old man.

Me: Hey!

Liana: No, dad. Not YOU old!

And the Walker evening has officially begun!
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My kids' mutant ability...

Using every glass in the house and me not seeing them drink a drop of water. They are Jedi Master level!
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It was so hot today that the devil stopped by for a couple of ice cubes. And I gave it to him because I don't need that kind of drama in my life.
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It will be $36 + gratuity. That goes to the mosquitoes that apparently feasted on me and the kids yesterday without paying the bill!!!
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Once upon a time I bought a brand new chainsaw. I used it once. I broke it. The end.
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Sometimes you're the worm. Sometimes you're the bird. Your perception and attitude will determine which you are at any given moment.
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The lightning took out our internet. And now my kids have to read. And I bet you can't guess whose fault they think it is!!!
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So, after 15+ years, I had to get a new washer. It gets here tomorrow. Now, the kids and I can stop flipping our clothes inside out to get an extra week!
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My non-spiritual lesson learned today...

If you commit to starting your 10,000 steps a day challenge... make sure you go to the restroom before you take step #1. As a matter of fact, THAT should be step #1.

Those last 1000 steps or so were MUCH faster than the first 1000!
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I have binge watched WAY too many shows recently! I need to get out and play some golf or tennis or basketball or football or something!

But not today. I'm binge watching The Rain.
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