From the brilliant +Rajini Rao
Neutrinos are the vampires of physics? Watch the 1:25 minute video to find out why.
If the facts go right through your head, you can still groan at these neutrino jokes :)
* We don’t allow faster than light neutrinos in here, said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.
* Hipsters liked neutrinos before they arrived.
* After the neutrino incident at CERN, Moody’s downgrades Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity from AAA to AA+.
* "…so you see, Virginia, it’s just that Santa Claus is made of neutrinos."
* Do neutrinos go faster than light?
Some physicists think that they might.
In the cold light of day,
I am sorry to say,
The story is probably shite.
- lumidek Luboš Motl
More here: http://onpoint.wbur.org/2011/09/28/collected-neutrino-jokes
via +Daniel Ely Rankin