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Edward D. Al
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オレのドリルは天を作るドリルだ!!
オレのドリルは天を作るドリルだ!!

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I'm getting really tired of posting well done drawings, drawings that take me like 5 hours to finish, and then when I finish a stupid doodle I get like 3 times the +1s and sometimes even comments and it doesn't make any sense at all, like what do you people want? Is it too hard to look to a drawing for more than 3 seconds?! If it's not too simple you just move on?!

Anyway, I'm in financial trouble now because nobody is buying commissions because nobody cares and I keep working on stuff, but nothing seems to satisfy you people, except when I say "oh, let me upload this shit just because I want to have fun seeing how little plus ones I get" and then I come back and the 5 minutes doodle is now at +50 so I, being positive and all, say "okay, maybe this is a drawing that people like, it has simplicity, let me redraw it correctly on the computer." So I do and then people are like "HAHA! It's much better than the other one, let me completely ignore it" and it gets like +30, like there can't even be an explanation for this phenomenon, maybe I should call the paranormal detective, if there's such thing because I don't even know if a stupid thing like that exists, I mean, I'm not really knowing on all that stuff.

So yeah, what I want to say is that I'll stop drawing as if I wanted to improve because the more I do the less people cares, and I would want to not care about what people cares but it turns out we live in a capitalist world, so I can't go and say "hey, dude, I would really like to buy some new shoes, look at my drawing, so fantastic, I spent 5 hours drawing it, do you want one like this in exchange of some of your currency, say 5 dollars?" because they wouldn't even look at it, as I eloquently explained two paragraphs before this one.

But you know, sometimes you can't stay positive forever, but your stomach hurts so you have to think out of the box, and that's what I did, I told to myself: myself, you have to eat or you'll die, you need food, and if you can't fight them you have to join them. So I decided to join you and started not ordering commissions from people that actually cared about their drawings, but then I realized I didn't have the money anyway, so I couldn't... and maybe that's not what I meant to myself, so I started thinking and thinking, and came to the conclusion, while living under a bridge, that maybe what you all would like are these beautiful drawings of your favorite Japanese cartoons (AKA anime) characters, or your OCs or maybe your parents or children, like I know or care who or what do you want drawn by me. I just care about the money, because I want to be rich, I want a yacht, I want to become the next president of the United States of America.

So here I am, appealing to your short term attention spans with a fuckton of text that you won't read, just to tell you you can commission me and I'll draw some shit like these, your favorite anime characters, full of color, big bold lines, recognizable features so you at least know what the fuck you're looking at, at the reasonable price of whatever the heck you wanna give me because at this point it may be too difficult to pay attention to what number are you typing in a donation box, so go ahead and buy me a coffee (http://ko-fi.com/kirbyiwaki) but that's a lie because I don't drink coffee, I have heartburn and it hurts when I drink coffee, but I promise I'll drink something else that won't hurt my body, say some orange juice, is that a deal? Or give me any deviantart (http://kirbyiwaki.deviantart.com) points that are worth nothing because I don't even use that thing, but, oh, boy, how well will they look on my computer screen when it shuts down because I couldn't afford the electricity bill... geez, you can also even donate directly to my paypal but I have no idea how that works, so you'll have to figure it out by yourselves.

Finally, I know nobody will do this, so congratulations, shall my death stays forever on your consciences, hopefully at least you now try to put 5 more seconds into appreciating art from people that truly deserve it (not me), and leave a comment or something on their drawings. But I know it won't because, seriously, this is the sixth paragraph, and the ability for reading more than 2 paragraphs was lost long ago for you people. Thank you very fucking much.

tl;dr: I'll draw you something shitty like what I'm posting here if you go here http://ko-fi.com/kirbyiwaki and donate whatever, or to my DA (http://kirbyiwaki.deviantart.com) and donate any quantity of points or donate to my paypal or just tell me something nice and if I like you I'll draw you something.

PS: NO, I'm not drawing anything serious even if you donate 1000 dollars, it's too late, everything is lost already.

PS2: NO! Don't say something nice if you're not gonna at least try and request a drawing, I mean, why would you even? There's a lot of nice things on life that don't request drawings from me, so what's even the point? Be original, at least.

PS3: Share with your friends, the more I draw, the more I forget my stomach is trying to eat itself!
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I fucking love that hat.

Vote Shinobu!

https://plus.google.com/u/0/+Anikaku/posts/f8AAWH31rBT

Btw I do commissions! :D
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There was a mistake on the previous version D:
So I corrected it, and added a couple of things.
I hope you like it! :D

(btw I do commissions :P)
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Mafuyu is losing by a wide margin!, and she's one of my favorite characters in recent memory, so please, lend us your strength!

https://plus.google.com/u/0/+Anikaku/posts/jX7kUMXinVD

(btw I do commissions :v)
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Nishinoya~! He's cool! cool I said! vote for him!

https://plus.google.com/u/0/+Anikaku/posts/KXVm2rhnXKh
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Preorders for the Haikyuupetszine are now open! If you have the money, please consider buying it, it's for a good cause~! And if you can't afford it, then please spread the word~! 😋

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Vote for Mafuyu. She's cool and deserves our love.
https://plus.google.com/+Anikaku/posts/gxp25nv8itP
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