OK... So I was playing with the svoice feature on my Samsung phone. At some point it started dictating and here is what it came up with.
Evo M a Lambo an yesterday about lawn Wow when I land no I don't think it's a blend no I don't think so is it a big loan yeah buddy a balloon are you all done here a balloon are you all done you want to take more bath after nice yes buddy a balloon
This is a test of a giant penis trying to push through a door frame
I know honey I miss in the morning when I was going on anarchy say hello what are you doing buddy
What you say depressed
But I want me cause I really really like you gonna do tonight give me all your money on your way to me not now Ellen yes buddy I'm alone you farted dandruff art be careful now boo boo don't poop
Android can you scoop the bugs are your skills which is stupid he's cool but for me and your keys good about for me please why not I'm so tired I would just like to go to bed more than anything else in the world I just want to go to sleep if her in paragraph