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First Visit - Female Jokes

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room.

She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.

He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says "What's this?"

She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."

He goes, "Geez...oooh....I..."

She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray."

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Little Johnny was not paying attention in class so the math teacher called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 5, 2, 28 and 40?”

Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, CBS, HBO, and Cartoon Network!”
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some guy from YouTube is walking through the mall and I'm sitting here like who????
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is everyone ready to move on from the violence in Baltimore to the violence in Las Vegas? #shortattentionspans 
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that fun moment when you realize that none of the players jerseys that you own still play for those teams
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<p><em>Autism Speaks co-hosts United Nations panel on the occasion of World Autism Awareness Day 2015</em></p>
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just saw Straight Out of Compton or Five Heartbeats part 2, couldn't tell the difference....
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So, What did I miss?
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That alien invasion was pretty intense, but I aside from that, not a whole lot.

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Godspeed to the Ship and its Crew (especially my 20+) sailors onboard. Go forth and do great things....
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WrestleMania Delivered this year, that ending was Awesome….
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Just never got into it, plus my FB feed was all into it

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I feel like Brock Lesnar is going to kill Roman Reigns, I mean legit kill him....Suplex City B!tch..... #Wrestlemania 
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