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Sarah Vello
Hug Box, Bitch.
Hug Box, Bitch.

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Even the fact that no one at this company is normal is abnormal. Beach boys

Morning routine broken. Teeth not brushed. Life over. Need haircut to advert this crisis again. 

Got chewed out at work, and written up. Life is good. 

I got two 10ams today! I am master of both time and space!

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I'm going to start using "So, you didn't submit a [noun here], you submitted a hostage situation."

Livejournal, you sack of shit. When Russian hackers were taking down your servers like lines of dominoes in a hurricane with DDos attacks, I stood by you, I stood up for you! I said: "free speech is fucking important, keep on LJ, because Russians gotta have LJ too." And what do you do, you turn around and unleash a massive update that makes comments a horrible fucking mess. Yeah, I'll probably suck it up and continue to put my e-penis in you, but I have a massive e-rage over this. At least give us the ability to have the old way back! Or some sort of fucking input in this bitch.

I mean, we've been together so long, you and I, that we're pretty much e-married. This is like if I took our life savings, and instead of getting you that life saving surgery I went and spent the money on hookers and blow, and then did them all in front of you, killed the hookers, and framed you for it. You wouldn't like that, would you? Hey, at least in prison you'd probably get that surgery, right? Right?

But I wouldn't do that to you, LJ, baby. You wanna know why? Because I've got class, and because I love you too much. I'm sorry that sometimes I get mad and that I stay out late drunk commenting, but I'm always thinking of you, Boo. You and I, we got something special, and I don't want that to go away. So why don't you go back to the way it used to be, and you and me, we can cuddle. I'll do that thing you like in bed, and I promise I'll stop eating cookies and clipping my toenails in bed. What do you say, gurl, our love is real.


Also: I'm sorry I called your mom a whore bitch ass, I was drunk, and sometimes I get crazy.
Also: Also: I don't really think your ass looks fat in those pants. Gurl you know that's just the Henney talking. Shit get crazy.

hello OHare, we meet again.

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I am so much better drunk.

Coke on her black skin made a stripe like a zebra
I call that jungle fever
You will not control the threesome
Just roll the weed up until I get me some
We formed a new religion
No sins as long as there’s permission’
And deception is the only felony
So never fuck nobody wit’out tellin’ me
Sunglasses and Advil
Last night was mad real
Sun comin’ up, 5 a.m.
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