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Sarah Vello
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Even the fact that no one at this company is normal is abnormal. Beach boys
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Fine.
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Got chewed out at work, and written up. Life is good. 
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Hah. Less than a week after I finally caved in and got a facebook account, a series of incidents took place, and a former coworker said something, in a moment of anger, that could be interpreted as threatening if you're stupid. Note that she was a former coworker when she said this. She also mentioned my name.

I replied with something fairly innocuous. Then I had to have a nice conversation with my manager, HR, and my manager's boss about it three weeks later, along with a written warning, and an accompanying building-wide "social networking policy" reminder email.
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I'm going to start using "So, you didn't submit a [noun here], you submitted a hostage situation."
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Asinine comment on my G+?
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hello OHare, we meet again.
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jesus is tre classy with his tuxedo-tee.

thanks quirk! jesus is with me always!
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I am so much better drunk.

Coke on her black skin made a stripe like a zebra
I call that jungle fever
You will not control the threesome
Just roll the weed up until I get me some
We formed a new religion
No sins as long as there’s permission’
And deception is the only felony
So never fuck nobody wit’out tellin’ me
Sunglasses and Advil
Last night was mad real
Sun comin’ up, 5 a.m.
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that shit crazy chitown with the record represent
#watchthethrone
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If I hear this song one more time . . . that shit crazy

Kanye West Jay-Z- Niggas in Paris (Lyrics)
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i see my little brother rougly twice a year. My mom a few more then twice. So here we are, at Red Robins on our phones. I blame it on PA
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I PERSIST.
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Morning routine broken. Teeth not brushed. Life over. Need haircut to advert this crisis again. 
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I got two 10ams today! I am master of both time and space!
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I like having more time, period, no matter what time it is.
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Livejournal, you sack of shit. When Russian hackers were taking down your servers like lines of dominoes in a hurricane with DDos attacks, I stood by you, I stood up for you! I said: "free speech is fucking important, keep on LJ, because Russians gotta have LJ too." And what do you do, you turn around and unleash a massive update that makes comments a horrible fucking mess. Yeah, I'll probably suck it up and continue to put my e-penis in you, but I have a massive e-rage over this. At least give us the ability to have the old way back! Or some sort of fucking input in this bitch.

I mean, we've been together so long, you and I, that we're pretty much e-married. This is like if I took our life savings, and instead of getting you that life saving surgery I went and spent the money on hookers and blow, and then did them all in front of you, killed the hookers, and framed you for it. You wouldn't like that, would you? Hey, at least in prison you'd probably get that surgery, right? Right?

But I wouldn't do that to you, LJ, baby. You wanna know why? Because I've got class, and because I love you too much. I'm sorry that sometimes I get mad and that I stay out late drunk commenting, but I'm always thinking of you, Boo. You and I, we got something special, and I don't want that to go away. So why don't you go back to the way it used to be, and you and me, we can cuddle. I'll do that thing you like in bed, and I promise I'll stop eating cookies and clipping my toenails in bed. What do you say, gurl, our love is real.

Love,
Wasp

Also: I'm sorry I called your mom a whore bitch ass, I was drunk, and sometimes I get crazy.
Also: Also: I don't really think your ass looks fat in those pants. Gurl you know that's just the Henney talking. Shit get crazy.
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Ahhhh, sorry, my bad. Apparently I've turned rabid. It was one of the great commenting systems, in my opinion, it was easy to see who responded to who and the progression of the conversation. Plus, notifs are great, when they work of course.
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I'm so relieved because that's what I thought I saw, but I was afraid you'd say something like, "What? What are you talking about. That's crazy, and you're a loon!"
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Keep on snufflin'
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Apparently it's Aloysius but I thought it was Snuffy
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I deal with Cook County tax refunds, Harris County tax refunds, HUD refunds and anything else my boss asks me to do.
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Hug Box, Bitch.
Introduction
I'm probably known by a lot of other names by more people then my real name.  If you've stumbled upon me from Consumerist.com I'm Waspceo (or Margaret) which is a lot more bad ass then my real name.

Knock my books out of my hands and or steal my lunch money and I'll kick your ass.  Grrrr!

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Survived child birth, childhood, high school and college, and now surviving Chicago and occasional brain surgery.
Education
  • Loyola University Chicago
    History with a minor in the Psychology of Crime and Jusice
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