- MicrosoftSoftware Development Engineer II, 2013 - present
- MicrosoftSoftware Development Engineer in Test II, 2011 - 2013
- PTCSenior Software Engineer, 2005 - 2011
- Bethel UniversityTutor, 2004 - 2006
- University of MinnesotaComputer Science M.S., 2007 - 2012
- Bethel UniversityComputer Science, 2002 - 2006
- St. Francis High School
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