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........ So Yahweh was throwing a barbecue for all his friends: Buddha was there, and Santa Claus, Thor, Mary Magdalene, Ganesh was gettin down, Big bird, Athena, Quetzalcoatl showed up, Magnito brought his famous spicy pickles, Jesus, Bob, Morpheus, Tywin Lannister, the whole gang... Everyone was drinking and having a fine time, when Ma'at accidentally slipped on a stray lamb kebab, knocking over all the propane, whereupon Rainbow Brite, startled, dropped her lit cigarette, and WHOSMP... Yahweh's sky palace ignited in wave of pink heaven-fire. Everyone was fine, but Pumpkin Head lost his car keys. #happyhourstoryboard #yahwehparty #portlandsunset #skypalace #hookah
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Dolphins understand abstraction, and are capable of manipulating their environments to meet an end in a fashion that rivals human beings... Subtle things, like recognizing people on a television screen, are representative of a separate league of intelligence.
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OK i think i got it... the key to happiness... i think that it comes with a strict (even blind) adherence to trditions that may not seem all that important. like painting your face for the 4th of july.
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Just go and share a picture with the hash tag "paintUSA" lol
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Click this link....(below)...but before you do, i have much thought to spill on you. try to feel my words, because here they are:

Now, we are hopefully all familiar with the consistently colorful miasma of FANTASTIC that Pendleton Ward creates... He brainchilded Adventure Time and brought it to us, presenting us with this said sacred gift, which we receive with ceremonial reverence, absorbing episodes as one might absorb something similarly absorbable. BUT THIS, friends, THIS LATEST of his installments...is f**king pure psychedelia... He's set course for an entirely new dimension, once again... This episode isn't necessarily an abrupt shifting of direction for him. The show has always flirted with the fringes of the psycosilbinic induced sensorial mind-sparklers. One never knows what to expect. But most episodes adhere to their intentions, and build a single, cohesive story structure by the end... THis episode does not... And the imbalance of the episode is so subtle, that, as one attempts to cram it into their brain, they find that it just wont fit, no matter which way you turn it... which makes it even more exciting... 

Most people would say that its just a weird episode. 

In one hundred years, when university students are studying Adventure TIme for their PhDs in Twenty-First Century Epicness, they will pore over and analyze this episode in the hopes of trying to understand all of the layers of meaning and to determine the context of each semiotic and thematic arrangement. 

http://www.watchcartoononline.com/adventure-time-season-6-episode-7-food-chain

#adventuretime   #trianglecaterpillarchildren #thefoodchain   #whatdoesitmean   #pendletonwardworshiphim
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I only noticed his name in adventure time's credits accidentally, I'm more familiar with his books and a column in the Believer.
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This video made me feel things.
#feels #gelatinouswatermammal #friendship #donttouchtheseals 
Seriously though, friends, don't touch the seals. THey're cute and round, and everything, but i think they bite. And human touch can taint things forever.
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I nose boop you sooo much +Chloe Sellers :D
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Wwwweeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
#pyroclasticcloud #pooft 
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Omg I love it!
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My new hero.
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So while we still cannot use infrasound to defend ourselves against dangerous severed heads and have not found the "brown sound" that would allow us to embarrass our friends

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In a time of food shortage during World War I, Russian propaganda posters portrayed food as evil. These images are part of the Ransom Center’s World War I propaganda poster digital collection.

http://bookpatrol.tumblr.com/post/82308203554/ransomcenter-now-available-online-world-war
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"Recently, some experimental psychologists at the University of Oxford decided to see what impact a plate of salad arranged like an abstract painting would have on 60 diners' perception of the food."
Would a salad arranged like an abstract painting be more enjoyable and valuable to diners than a typical salad presentation? Psychologists set out to find that out.
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"Time means nothing now. It slips away as easily as grains of sand on a wind-swept beach. But those grains only trade places... There is a transformation into a state of bliss, much like a seagull gliding on the updrafts. I see them standing on beaches or soaring over the waves. Just flying. Just living. Just being. Me too.” (Frosty Wooldridge)

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Absolutely perfect burger... Double decker, with cheese worked into the patty, and something like Canadian bacon. A real heart-stopper, though. Not your "every lunch" kind of meal; you want to space out Lardo outings with a few days of cod fillets and salad rolls. But, seriously, a perfect burger.
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Maybe the best burrito I have ever had.
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Wonderful! New upscale-ish PHO in NW Portland. I had the jicama rolls with peanut sauce. Can't wait to go back!
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Some of the best fine dining I have had lately. The new pastry chef knows her trade; wonderful deserts. Try the tobacco chicken and ANY dessert on the menu. (Only open for lunch and brunch.)
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