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Chris Klopfenstein
Works at Cincinnati Bell Inc
Attended West Kentucky Community and Technical College
Lived in Sammamish, WA
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Welcome to the Sunday Giveaway, the place where we giveaway a new Android phone or tablet each and every Sunday!A big congratulations to last week’s winners of the Galaxy Note 5 Giveaway: P.Panagiotidis (Greece). Enjoy your new Galaxy Note 5!This week we are giving away the freshly announced LG G5!Freshly announced at MWC 2015, the LG G5 is a massive departure from the G series of old, offering a new metallic body with a unique modular design, al...
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12/29/11
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No doubt, I've done quite the research on it thus far and I'm liking the complete overhaul it has so desperately needed. Take care and happy new year bro

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After a comprehensive study, I have resolved that while the average IQ of my Facebook friends is likely about 90, the average IQ of my G+ Circles is probably in the 130+ range.

Hence why I'm posting about it here. But perhaps this is the way it should remain. Quiet, collected, and not inundated with silly number games and 1994-esque ASCII art, nor guilt trips about not re-posting misspelled and misguided status spam...but......I digress.

Back to Facebook for the mere numbers, if anything.
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Lol elitest. However...extremely true.

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Dexter....wow were you right ! Now I have to watch season 6 all over again. 
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I'm just starting Season 5. Dexter is such an amazing show.

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To the EMT in the passenger seat of the racing ambulance with the siren blaring, puffing on a cigar, I say..."Stay classy, Kentucky!"
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STW011016 didn't work for me either.
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I love the intrawebs for this reason right here.

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1 Hour 15 min into a restore on a Dell. The bloatware is unbelievable!
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Amen to that. Somehow it turns out something screwed up his recovery partition too. Its a FAT16 partition and it couldnt access it about 90 minutes in to finish the recovery.

So Dell is sending a new hard drive to put in, presumably with a "good" recovery partition.

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Listening to Diane Rehm is the audible equivalent of your Grandma making you hot cocoa.
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There is a wifi network in my new apartment complex called NCC-1701. #winning
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Education
  • West Kentucky Community and Technical College
    Computer Sciences, 2010 - 2012
  • Bellevue Community College
    Business, 1995 - 1996
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Other names
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Apps with Google+ Sign-in
  • Evolution: Battle for Utopia
  • Defenders 2
  • Orph
  • Lexulous Word Game
  • Best Fiends
  • Stickman Base Jumper
  • The Incorruptibles
  • Alto's Adventure
  • Evolution: Heroes of Utopia
  • Stickman Basketball
  • Stack Heroes
  • Assassin's Creed Pirates
  • Platform Defense
  • War Zone
  • Redshift
  • Swing
  • Wingsuit Stickman
  • Downwell
  • Wordiest
  • Battle Brothers
  • Restaurant City Debug
  • Stickman Downhill
  • Stickman Volleyball
  • BattleHand
  • Qubes
  • Perfect Shift
  • True Skate
  • Rayman Adventures
  • WAR DRAGONS
  • Lost in Harmony
  • Monster Castle
  • Infinite Slice
  • Stickman Trials
  • The Room Three
  • Rope'n'Fly 4
  • Stack
  • Interlocked
  • Wordox The Word Snatcher
  • Turbo Dismount
  • Traffic Rider
  • Bridge Constructor Medieval
  • League of Stickman
  • Space Dogs
  • Gang Nations
  • Nibblers
  • Color Switch
  • Clash Royale
  • Angry Birds Under Pigstruction
  • Vainglory
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Originally hailing from Seattle, I'm currently residing in the armpit of America. I'm a Father, Android geek, music enthusiast, and Anti-Ignorant Activist.
Introduction
Originally hailing from Seattle, I'm currently residing in the armpit of America. I'm a Father, Android geek, music enthusiast, and Anti-Ignorant Activist.
Bragging rights
My daughter Olyvia is the light of my life.
Work
Occupation
Cisco Voice Engineer
Employment
  • Cincinnati Bell Inc
    Cisco Voice Engineer, present
  • DISYS
    Tech Lead, 2012
  • Amazon.com
    Hardlines Customer Service Supervisor, present
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Sammamish, WA - Huntington, WV - Paducah, KY - Metropolis, IL - Renton, WA - Seattle, WA - Sumner, WA - Auburn, WA - Issaquah, WA
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