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I would like to make amends. I'm sorry for telling you to get aids and die. I'm also sorry for the mudhole and bitch-tits comments. I do not think your videos are "dog shit." If losing Freddie Mercury taught us anything, it was to stop building walls and to start building bridges. So please allow this apology to be a bridge from my heart to yours. Until next time, take care of yourself and each other. 

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Finally something we can all agree on.
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Look close! FTW!

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Demi Moore and I are both in rehab for Sundae toppings.
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I'm so tired of people saying that the Academy Awards don't give comedies equal consideration. Need I remind you all that Schindler's List won 7 Oscars. Your point is invalid.
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Guys need to stop talking about their beat-off habits to broads. I'm sick of getting all these dumb questions. So to clarify:

Yes I have jerked in a sock.

Yes I did wake up hungover and wore the sock by accident.

And yes I do know what it's like to have webbed feet.
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My sperm is so powerful, that if I ever get my chick pregnant she will give birth to the X-Men.
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And really Star Wars clothing does the best job of disguising me, so people don't think I'm Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. I'm just some awesome guy with a millennium falcon t-shirt.
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All you pats haters now have an anthem. "Wyclef Jean is from fucking Haiti."
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I just read that next year all of the Raven's games will be played on Friday nights. Just like all the other High School teams.
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What do you call 55 guys that sit and watch the super bowl on tv?

The Baltimore Ravens. 
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I work for myself scratching my nuts
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I bomb atomically, and much like Scores Man I am about having fun. If you see me out on the streets, at a resturant, or some dumb bar you can guarentee I'm in that place to f s up. I have Thor's hammer in my left hand, and I've been taught the 5 point palm exploading heart technique. I keep it real, like no other. My style is unorthodox, much like my spelling and grammar. I'm 1/16 Irish. I've read 2 books since High School. I practice doing round house kicks and dancing over my coffee table daily. My biggest interests are The Howard Stern Show, MMA, pizza, and beer. I also listen to rap music and buy anything and everything Star Wars related.
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The proud owner of a Brazilian Jui Jitsu Black Belt, the 1999 Baltimore County Heavyweight Wrestling Championship, and a Charles Dickins that made the Kessell Run in 12 Parsecs.
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C-Murda, Dirtay Drizzallz, Doo Doo Brown, Don Mega, Mr. Saturday night Special, The Breeze, Y2C, and The Round Mound of Ground and Pound.