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Simon Sleaford
Works at Centiq
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Japanese dog prank: http://youtu.be/q_jk3r8etFg

Can't believe I watched all of this.
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Well done to Lincoln City, although it looks like you ate all of the green ones.
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Simple Uptime Function written in Python.
If you take a look in /proc/uptime you'll see two floating point numbers: mugwriter@interzone ~ $ cat /proc/uptime 1877.17 2961.48 The first number is seconds since boot and the second number is how long the system has...
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Right on the money. They fucking don't.
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My efforts to learn Python. It's going to be a long slog. 
I'm trying to learn how to program in Python currently. I'm not going to say it's coming easily to me because some of the books and programming guides are a little dry. Something that I've looked at in the past however, is Pr...
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I always find myself coming a cropper with these kinds of maths challenges eventually. I get to the point where I couldn't solve it manually longhand, so code is out of the question :-).

No idea if you already know this, but if you want to write Pythonic Python, the style guide is called PEP-8. I do not use that as much as I should...
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Getting ready to go home and hopefully see the girls before bedtime.
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A "Cherry Barkwell" dog treat from Mrs Bishop's Doggy Deli.
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Made it to the cinema to see Frozen for the fourth time over the weekend.
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I completed Awsworth 5km  Fun Run 5k Fun Run in 00:29:24. See more at http://stuweb.co.uk/G0.434

Quite pleased with that with the killer hill climb for the last kilometre.
Pos, #, Name, Cat, Club, Chip Time, Gun Time. 110. 434. Simon Sleaford, M, 16+, 00:29:24, 00:30:08. Download certificate. Splits. Athlete, Average Speed, Pace, RACE MIN, RACE AVG, RACE MAX. Start, 00:00:43, 00:00:00, 00:00:20, 00:00:57. Finish, 00:29:24, 00:18:19, 00:37:18, 01:13:36. Race Video ...
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Back to school this week after the Easter break.
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Listening to some Kraftwerk.

"Sounds good, Dad."
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Linux and coffee while I'm at work. Kids, coffee and Linux when I'm at home.
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  • Red Hat Certified Systems Administrator, Cisco CCNA, CCENT, LPI, ITILv3, Comptia Network+, Security+
    IT Systems Administrator, 2012
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"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.”
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"I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee. "
 - Special Agent Cooper


"It ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward." 
- Rocky Balboa
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Surviving life with a wife and two daughters.
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  • Open University
    Psychology, 2007 - present
  • Carre's Grammar School
    1988 - 1995
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