Right, I'm "not" allowed on the furniture...gotcha.

Sometimes dates can be awful! Share your worst date experience with us.

Take a selfie in your shades and tag Zerorez!

Ain't nobody got time to get your carpet cleaned...that's why Zerorez is here to help you!

"Love is ever the beginning of knowledge as fire is of light." - Thomas Carlyle

Friday is my second favorite F word...my first is food, definitely food.

Corpse in a carpet? Say it ain't so...this prank is hilarious.

I'm not fat...I'm just a little husky.

With great power comes great electricity bill...save your money with the help of Zerorez.