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Bolingbrook's first and only true tabloid!
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By Reporter X The 109,298,291 Circuit Court, based in Bolingbrook’s Clow UFO Base, denied the Universal Catholic Church (UCC) motion to suppress’s NASA’s findings about Trappist-1. According to lawyers representing Space Pope,  Pope Lacoxo MMX, God…

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(CN: Hate speech by a fictional version of Milo Yiannopoulos.) By Reporter X Over a thousand aliens were released after Clow UFO Base officials “required” them to attend a Milo Yiannopoulos speech. “There’s a galactic treaty that bans torture!”  said…

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Siobhan, a fellow FtB blogger at Against the Grain, just had an article featured at  The Establishment. When the results from the National Transgender Discrimination Survey (NTDS) were released, I naively hoped these statistics would offer a chance for…

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John Z. Brockmeyer, a former University of Iowa student, is starting an Iowa City secession from his Bolingbrook home. “I’m calling it “ICexit” said Brockmeyer.  “I’m modeling it after Calexit, and it will rock the world, just like Brexit did!” Brockmeyer…

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Note:  The Bolingbrook Babbler shares content from our sister publications around the world.  This article comes from the Red Deer Reporter, based in Red Deer, Alberta, Canada. Anonymous Sources say Prime Minister Justin Trudeau used an exoskeleton to…

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By Reporter X Bolingbrook Mayor Roger Claar ordered a lockdown of Clow UFO Base after invisible aliens picketed in front of his re-election campaign office. Claar made the announcement over the intercom: “All off-base passes are revoked for visitors.  All…

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By Reporter X Melania Trump, who is in charge of all Illuminati controlled UFO Bases in the US, and an army of Illuminati agents raided Bolingbrook’s Clow UFO Base following the first half of Super Bowl LI “There is no way the Falcons are leading.”…

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(Content Notice: Bigotry) Bob casually walked on the sidewalks of the Promenade Bolingbrook.  “Fourteen,” he said to every white young man that walks by.  Most ignored him, or replied by saying, “Fifteen,” or “Eighteen,” or “Twenty-one.” A young man with…

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Atheist TV will be relaunched, state sources with relatives of acquaintances connected to the staff. One source, who asked to be called Steve, explained.  “We kind of dropped the ball the first time we launched Atheist TV.  We were mostly showing old…

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By Reporter X The Skeptics Guide to the Universe panelists were released from Clow UFO Base after being detained for nearly a day by Illuminati agents. “We’re all fine,” said Dr. Steven Novella.  “There is no truth to the rumor that we were tortured.  We…
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