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Patrick Mortensen
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The boy who wrote this is a total hottie.

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Here's a new short story I just posted, and which you can read using an electronic device, or just call me and I can read it to you, since I memorized it.
http://recursivebee.blogspot.com/2011/12/do-monkeys.html

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This is a great game, but don't mix it with blaech.
You get it.

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This Halloween Costume Thread on the Hairpin...
http://thehairpin.com/2011/10/the-best-halloween-costume-i-never-wore
...reminded me of this thing I saw on Flickr forever ago, "The greatest Halloween costume ever":
http://www.flickr.com/photos/docpopular/4063790568/
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