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Troy Lauffer
Worked at Slingin' the best bread in Portland!
Attends Portland Community College
Lives in Portland, OR
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This game is legit. If you have ever enjoyed Wheel of Fortune, this is your game. Extremely polished and silky smooth, my only complaint is lack of a night mode. Best 99c I've ever spent.
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Found this gravel on the walk home today, couldn't resist making a Valentine to send to my wife. Cameringo, Snapseed, pixlr express. Go ahead and use it for memes.
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This was an amazing idea, and hilarious on top of it all.
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So... I was stomping home through the snow and had a bladder evacuation emergency. Is pissing on an upside down American flag patriotic?
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It's weird that the bully is the smaller one, but wow!
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You're not worthy. This game is too hard for you. Even if you look through the Sword of Omens while using The Force, you'll still get annihilated. I've beaten Ninja Gaiden for NES without dying once, I can hang with Robotron 2084. But this game is all over my ass, delivering a new challenge every time I think I've got it dialed. It's on everything but consoles, and you can have every type of control: virtual buttons, tilt, Swype, maybe even keyboard/mouse.
If you have an older device laying around, you'll have a small advantage: older hardware plays the game a bit slower, so you'll actually be able to see what kills you if you're quick.

The game is called Savant. It's tied in to the dubstep artist by the same name. I actually feel that less than one millionth of one percent of dubstep is anything more than clattering diarrhea. But when it is used to make a videogame soundtrack, and videogame sound effects are used as samples, it miraculously converts me into a person who loves dubstep. It just fits like a glove.

If you have ever played an SNK game on your own Sega Dreamcast, and miss the days of hand-drawn games where the only object is to get the highscore, get it on whatever you have that will play it and try to get a billion points. Apparently there was a bug that would crash the game if you scored a billion. I will be thrilled when I crack ten million, but who the hell is just kicking back and rolling the games odometer over with a friggin' billion? Some tweaker who just scored blue meth from Malcolm's dad? 
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capturing moments with the worst possible equipment, and still passionate about it!
Introduction
Born and raised in Chico, CA.
Came to Portland for a fresh view of the world!
Big fan of photography.
Bragging rights
I beat NES Ninja Gaiden without losing a single ninja!
Education
  • Portland Community College
    graphic design and photography with an emphasis on print., present
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February 8
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